1.
You've got a countdown on your calendar to your 65th birthday.
2.
You're completely checked out at work.
3.
If you get a bad performance review at work you don't even care.
4.
You've got your first choice nursing home all picked out.
5.
You don't bother dressing nice because you don't give a fuck about impressing people anymore.
6.
You're looking forward to losing your hearing so you don't have to listen to people drone on.
7.
You spend your days browsing Petfinder in preparation for becoming a cat lady.
8.
You've got the plans for your 401(k) all laid out and ready to go.
9.
You find yourself salivating over reduced public transportation fares.
10.
You've got the early-bird special thing DOWN.
11.
And the Great American Novel you're going to write is already outlined and ready to go.
