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    Posted on Dec 30, 2015

    11 Signs You Actually Have Senioritis

    You're just biding your time until your 401(k) kicks in.

    1. You've got a countdown on your calendar to your 65th birthday.

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    2. You're completely checked out at work.

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    3. If you get a bad performance review at work you don't even care.

    What are you gonna do, fire me?

    4. You've got your first choice nursing home all picked out.

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    5. You don't bother dressing nice because you don't give a fuck about impressing people anymore.

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    6. You're looking forward to losing your hearing so you don't have to listen to people drone on.

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    7. You spend your days browsing Petfinder in preparation for becoming a cat lady.

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    8. You've got the plans for your 401(k) all laid out and ready to go.

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    9. You find yourself salivating over reduced public transportation fares.

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    10. You've got the early-bird special thing DOWN.

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    11. And the Great American Novel you're going to write is already outlined and ready to go.

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