1.
The notion that '90s fashion had zero flaws.
2.
That idea that you can totally put down your phone anytime you want.
3.
The thought that the office needs maximum air conditioning.
4.
That you can totally go another day without washing your hair.
6.
That if you just argue your point a little longer, they'll change their mind.
7.
That you can totally get away with wearing those white kicks.
8.
Or confidence in the ability to pull off the all-black look.
9.
The faith in your ability to stick to healthy eating.
10.
That notion that it'll all disappear if you just pretend it didn't happen.
11.
That idea that you totally know what your pets are thinking.
12.
That maybe this time you can beat the humidity.
13.
Or at least that maybe this time you won't sweat through your shirt.
14.
The thought that you look as sexy as a commercial while you're eating.
15.
The delusion that you can outrun your existential crisis.
16.
The resolution that you're definitely going to go outside today.
17.
The confidence in your ability to act like an adult with your parents.
18.
Any resistance you think you might have to the lure of cuteness.
19.
The belief you don't have a guilty pleasure for the formulaic.
