1.
Give you exactly the perfect amount of company.
2.
Make time pass immeasurably faster.
3.
Help you do the most thorough job of cleaning your plate.
4.
Know exactly the best way to surprise you.
5.
Make you feel comforted even when they're insulting you.
6.
Validate your dislike for other people.
7.
Know what you're going to say before you even say it.
8.
Make distance feel like true agony.
9.
Help you find the joy in an everyday sight.
10.
Understand you so well, they're basically an extension of yourself.
11.
Indulge you on your detours.
12.
Send you the most absolutely weirdest things you've ever seen.
13.
Tolerate your clinginess.
14.
Be ready to call you out on your bullshit.
15.
Know exactly the right way to turn a bad day around.
