5. What you say: I love my new apartment! Living alone makes me feel so independent.
What you mean: I still haven’t hung up my curtains, I forgot to pay my cable bill last month, but I like being able to eat cold Chinese food in my underwear without anyone judging me.
14. What you say: I’m excited to graduate from college and start this next stage of my life!
What you mean: ONLY 39 DAYS LEFT?! THAT’S ALL UNTIL I LEAVE THIS SAFE SHELTERED PERFECT PLACE WHERE I CAN GO OUT ON A TUESDAY NIGHT AND NO ONE JUDGES ME?!? WHY.
- In case you missed it: Trump and Clinton roasted each other at a charity dinner and it was awkward AF 😬
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- A Mexican judge has approved the extradition of drug cartel leader Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán to the United States.
- This guy casually sat in a flooding Starbucks during intense storms in Hong Kong and became the internet's newest hero.