5. What you say: I love my new apartment! Living alone makes me feel so independent.
What you mean: I still haven’t hung up my curtains, I forgot to pay my cable bill last month, but I like being able to eat cold Chinese food in my underwear without anyone judging me.
14. What you say: I’m excited to graduate from college and start this next stage of my life!
What you mean: ONLY 39 DAYS LEFT?! THAT’S ALL UNTIL I LEAVE THIS SAFE SHELTERED PERFECT PLACE WHERE I CAN GO OUT ON A TUESDAY NIGHT AND NO ONE JUDGES ME?!? WHY.
- It's inauguration day: Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th president of the United States around 12 p.m. ET 🇺🇸
- Gingers rejoice! A redhead emoji may be coming your way soon 🙌