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Just the other day I was getting mad at my students for passing notes so I grabbed one out of a kids hand and it was a quesadilla recipe ?

Pepper, my four year old cat, and professional little shit, is absolutely the most food motivated animal I have ever met. She won’t break into her food bag, but I still have to hide it because if I so much as walk past it, she will yowl at me until I give her a piece. She also loves… Read More

Kate McKinnon as Elizabeth Warren kills me every time ?

My Makeup Eraser! For only $20 you save so much money on makeup wipes. Plus you’re saving the environment by eliminating another single use product from your life. I’ve had mine for 2 years and just replaced it because I left my original one behind while traveling.

When I was in first grade I was completely obsessed with prunes. I ate them practically by the handful (I don’t know how I didn’t shit myself). One day I decided I’d make lunch for my mom and sisters and I wanted to make it like a themed restaurant. I went with a safari theme and… Read More

3 months before Valentine’s Day I went on my first ever date with this guy. It went horribly. He was so awkward and I ended up leaving early and we never talked again. Well 3 months later it’s Valentine’s Day and I’m in class and the secretary walks in with a grocery bag of candy,… Read More

We were walking around outside the first time we met. It was a super clear night and we stopped in a patch of grass to look at the stars. I pointed at the few constellations that I knew but quickly ran out of names. He kept pressing me and telling me how cute it was that I knew all… Read More

Nyx epic ink liner is by far THE best liquid liner I have ever tried. I got it after I had tried a sample of the Kat Von D liner and loved the brush tip, but didn’t like the price. The Nyx liner has a more flexible brush tip for the perfect wing and it lasts a long time before it… Read More

I used to work at a grocery store and not only do they stock the oldest milks in the front but also in the two middle columns. Most people pick from the two middle columns so we were told to put the oldest milk in front and towards the middle. If you want the freshest milk pick one… Read More

I wish I would have known that, sure you’ll probably meet friends that will last a lifetime, but it might not happen right away. I didn’t know anybody coming into college and I was SO worried about making friends that I just threw myself at everyone. The people I met that first week… Read More