I have done every single one of these except the turn the plate upside down in the trash. If your food is so bad that I’M throwing it out, you should know it’s that bad. Shame on you for being an awful cook. Also, I’m an a-hole.
That just reopened the old wound of Smash getting cancelled. Sigh.
Response to Woman In North Dakota Says She Will Hand Out Anti-Obesity Flyers To Overweight Trick-Or-Treaters:
I’m sure all the eating disorders a note like that could inflict on impressionable young girls in princess costumes is so much healthier than candy bar. Bravo, lady. You are an asshole.