Travel·Posted on Mar 19, 201542 Reasons To Never Visit FranceThe landscapes are ugly and the food sucks.by Marie TellingBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. So you want to go to France and you think it's beautiful? Sergey Borisov / Getty Images 2. Well, I'm sorry to break it to you but France SUCKS. Romrodinka / Getty Images Sénanque Abbey (Vaucluse). 3. For real. Peresanz / Getty Images French Pyrenees 4. Everything there is ugly and unremarkable. Alexandra Reinwald / Getty Images Gordes (Vaucluse) 5. Don't expect anything to take your breath away because it won't. Jean-louis Viretti / Getty Images En-Vau calanque, Cassis (Bouches-du-Rhône) 6. The landscapes are boring. Rrrainbow / Getty Images Rocamadour (Lot) 7. Even the waterfalls are lame. Magicdreamer / Getty Images Jura 8. And don't even get me started on the beaches. Guithan / Getty Images Hossegor 9. They're constantly crowded. Vidalidali / Getty Images Cap Fréhel (Brittany) 10. And all look the same. Fred-d / Getty Images Biarritz 11. The food is so gross. Radu Dumitrescu / Getty Images 12. Eww bruno collinet / Via Flickr: collinox 13. And the bread below average. Kevin Walsh CC BY-NC-SA / Via Flickr: kev_walsh 14. So are the mountains. Sergey Kelin / Getty Images Val Thorens in the Alps. 15. Could you BE more generic? Getty Images via Thinkstock Champagny en Vanoise 16. Normandy stinks. Stevanzz / Getty Images Etretat 17. And the Mont Saint Michel is just a stupid looking village surrounded by water. Kanuman / Getty Images 18. Alsace is simply ugly. G215 / Getty Images Strasbourg 19. And so is Burgundy! Richard Semik / Getty Images Rock of Solutré 20. You thought Corsica would be better? Getty Images Bonifacio 21. Don't waste your time! DuÃâ¦ÃÂ¡an Zidar / Getty Images Porto 22. Corsica has literally NOTHING to offer. Gege2812 / Getty Images Lumio 23. And neither has Camargue, by the way. Richard Semik / Getty Images 24. It's just a region devoid of interest and beauty. Bepsimage / Getty Images 25. The architecture in the country is also banal. stephane martin CC BY-SA / Via Flickr: stephanemartin Versailles 26. The castles look cheap. Ablestock.com / Getty Images Château Chenonceau 27. And every building is old and stale. Alpha du centaure CC BY / Via Flickr: alphaducentaure Marseille 28. Lyon is like an ugly wart in the middle of France. Frederic Prochasson / Getty Images 29. Lille is pretty much the most hideous place on earth. Kmeron CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: frf_kmeron 30. And Bordeaux has no class. Inigofotografia / Getty Images 31. The volcanos in Auvergne are just vile. Enrico Carlone / Getty Images 32. And don't even get me started on the lake Annecy. Isogood / Getty Images 33. Lakes in general in France are just gross. Utopia_88 / Getty Images Jura 34. Rivers are lame too. Lianem / Getty Images Rachtig (Moselle) 35. The country has no history. Delpixart / Getty Images Medieval fortified city of Carcassonne 36. Ew. Clodio / Getty Images Albi 37. Gross. Goranq / Getty Images Avignon 38. The whole thing is just an offense to my eyes. Clodio / Getty Images Castres 39. Seeing this crushes my soul. Pase4 / Getty Images Canal du Midi 40. And if you thought that the French Caribbean would be more worthy of your time, you're in for a disappointment. Isogood / Getty Images Martinique 41. Because it's really just as lame as the rest of France. Oliver Hoffmann / Getty Images Guadeloupe 42. Seriously, don't bother. Just stay home and don't ever come to France. JH Images.co.uk CC BY-NC-SA jhimages.co.uk I Twitter / Via Flickr: flcherb Thanks!