39 Reasons Why Italy Is Actually The Worst

Please never go there!

1. If people tell you Italy is beautiful, do NOT believe them.

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Lake Como (Lombardia).

2. Italy is just the worst.

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Lecce (Puglia)

3. Seriously.

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Matera (Basilicata)

4. It is absolutely vile.

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Vieste (Puglia)

5. Boring.

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Rome (Lazio)

6. And unremarkable.

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Aeolian Islands

7. This country has literally nothing to offer.

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Montepulciano (Tuscany)

8. And I mean NOTHING.

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Mount Etna (Sicily)

9. The coastline is plain and uneventful.

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Scilla (Calabria)

10. The beaches are crowded and ugly.

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Gargano (Puglia)

11. The whole coastline is just painful to look at.

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Capri (Campania)

12. Seriously, look at this!

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Amalfi (Campania)

13. It’s an insult to the eye.

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Procida (Campania)

14. It’s revolting!

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Manarola, Cinque Terre (Liguria)

15. Eww.

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Portofino (Liguria)

16. Gross.

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Genoa (Liguria)

17. And don’t get me started on the architecture.

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Sicily

18. It’s all dull-looking villages.

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Ostuni (Puglia)

19. And soulless hamlets.

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Civita di Bagnoregio (Lazio)

20. Even the sunsets are lame.

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Pacentro (Abruzzo)

21. And you thought the food would be good? Well, I’m sorry to tell you that you’re wrong: it’s disgusting!

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22. The desserts are gag-worthy.

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23. And I wouldn’t wish their espressos or cappuccinos on my worst enemy.

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24. Italy’s history is uneventful.

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Rome (Lazio)

25. There is literally no sight of interest anywhere.

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Pisa (Tuscany)

26. Its countryside is yawn-inducing.

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Tuscany

27. The mountains are grotesque.

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Dolomites, Italian Alps (Trentino-Alto Adige)

28. And the volcanoes hideous.

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Etna (Sicily)

29. The whole country has no class.

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Verona (Veneto)

30. And no distinction.

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Milan (Lombardia)

31. Turin is like a big and ugly mole in the middle of the country.

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Turin (Piemonte)

32. Bologna is the least interesting place on earth.

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Bologna (Emilia-Romagna)

33. Venice is like a big old nothing surrounded by water.

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Venice (Veneto)

34. Seriously.

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Venice (Veneto)

35. And you’d have to be insane to find Florence beautiful.

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Florence (Tuscany)

36. There is LITERALLY NOTHING attractive about this city.

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Florence (Tuscany)

37. And if you thought going to Sardinia would be better, well I’ve got news for you: Sardinia is actually the worst.

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Cala Domestica beach (Sardinia)

38. The whole country is seriously uninspiring.

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Verona (Veneto)

39. Never go there.

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San Gimignano (Tuscany)

correction

No. 10 is actually Gargano, in Puglia. An earlier version of this post misidentified it as Gragnano, in Campania. Thanks a lot to alessiad3 for the correction!

correction

No. 12 is actually Amalfi. An earlier version of this post misidentified it as Positano.

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