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    Posted on Oct 10, 2015

    32 Reasons Milan Is The Absolute Worst

    Ugh, that place is just the worst.

    1. So you've heard great things about Milan?

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    Duomo.

    2. And you think it's worth a little trip?

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    Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II.

    3. Well, save your time and your money...

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    Borgo Pirelli.

    4. Because Milan is not worth it...

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    Navigli neighborhood.

    5. And no one should ever go there!

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    Scala.

    6. Seriously, look how ugly this place is!

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    Navigli neighborhood.

    7. It's like a big old wart on the face of Italy.

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    Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II.

    8. It's just vile.

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    9. So vile it's borderline insulting.

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    Santa Maria delle Grazie.

    10. This city has no class.

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    Duomo di Milano.

    11. No edge.

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    12. No cultural life.

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    Teatro alla Scala.

    13. No art.

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    Leonardo da Vinci's "Last Supper" in Santa Maria delle Grazie.

    14. Zero history.

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    Inside the Duomo.

    15. Really bad fashion.

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    Dolce & Gabbana, Spring 2016 Ready-to-Wear.

    16. And absolutely no sense of style.

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    17. AT ALL.

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    18. Nothing ever happens there.

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    The choir and orchestra of the Teatro alla Scala during the Opening Event Expo 2015 at Piazza Duomo.

    19. And there is literally nowhere to go on weekends.

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    Lake Como.

    20. The architecture is boring...

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    Bosco Verticale, Porta Nuova.

    21. Unimaginative...

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    CityLife.

    22. And outdated.

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    UniCredit Tower.

    23. The whole thing is just so hideous.

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    24. It hurts my feelings.

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    25. For real, who would want to go there?

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    Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II.

    26. Who would want to hang out on these streets?

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    27. Sit by this fountain??

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    Piazza Castello.

    28. And drive by this arch??

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    Arco della Pace.

    29. You would have to be crazy to want to live in such a place!

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    Via Della Spiga.

    30. So just believe me when I say...

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    Pinacoteca di Brera.

    31. Never visit Milan!

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    Via S. Paolo.

    32. Because it's just the absolute worst.

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    Piazza del Duomo.

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