back to top
Style

One Model Tried On 10 Different Pairs Of Size 16 Jeans And This Is What They Looked Like

Because you can be a size 10 in one brand and a 16 in another. The world doesn't really make sense, after all.

Posted on

Between vanity sizing, inaccurate measuring charts at e-retail destinations, and the fact that no two bodies are the same, figuring out what size you are isn't an easy feat.

When you're plus-size, things get even trickier. Let's forget, for a moment, that most brands and stores simply stop producing apparel after a size 12. The reality is that a curvier body has, well, more curves. And those curves aren't something you can easily measure — let alone put into jeans.

I will admit that I am simply not a big denim lover. Whether this is due to my affinity for vintage dresses, or whether it's a distaste cultivated by the sheer unavailability of comfortable plus-size jeans that fit a 50-inch bum and a 39-inch waist, I do not know. What I do know is that sitting in my closet are clothes — including jeans — ranging from sizes 14 to 20. Just like no two bodies are ever the same, it would seem no two pairs of jeans are ever the same, either.

So because I'm into fashion/beauty experiments (like finding out how photo editors around the world manipulate my features or gauging reactions to my low-rise bikini), I decided to use my median size of a "16" — which is what I find myself purchasing most often — to investigate what different brands and designers think that number actually means:

NYDJ

Marie Southard Ospina

Ahh. The sweet feel of perfectly fitting denim. Such a rarity. Soft, sufficiently stretchy — I might change my mind about jeans, after all.

*Lycra

*GOLD STAR RECOMMENDED

Levi's

Marie Southard Ospina

Hmm. This isn't so bad. I would prefer you in high-waist, BUT you're relatively comfy and soft, and you don't seem to hate contouring to fit my wide hips.

*No Lycra

*GOLD STAR RECOMMENDED

Forever21 Plus

Marie Southard Ospina

Ignore the horrendous lighting that is a Forever 21 dressing room. These aren't so bad actually. They fit everywhere they're supposed to. And yet my figure seems to have become far more pear-shaped than usual. Peculiar, indeed.

*Lycra

Decree

Marie Southard Ospina

You're too big, Decree! When stretched at the front, we're looking at three unnecessary inches of space. But you're not baggy anywhere else! The confusion never stops.

*Lycra

Liz Claiborne

Marie Southard Ospina

All right, Liz. I'm a little bit impressed. You don't create lumps where there aren't any, and you're long enough to accommodate a 5-foot-10-inch gal's legs. But camel toe will forever be my personal fashion faux-pas. Some things I like to keep private.

*No Lycra

*GOLD STAR RECOMMENDED

Conclusions

Our obsession with being the "right" size is nonsensical. To try to define a "size" is equatable to trying to define a "color." Much more energy than it's worth. Sure, I had fun trying to squeeze into pants that were far too small. Because once you get into it, it is actually fun. But there are other things that require far more better use of head space.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss