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Which Hot Cartoon Dad Is Your Midnight Mystery Lover??

Which of these animated DILFs are the perfect man for your needs????

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  1. First things first: What brings you out tonight m'lady?

    First things first: What brings you out tonight m'lady?

    Wholesome family entertainment & a nice vodka soda
    Wholesome family entertainment & a nice vodka soda
    Imma lonely girl
    Imma lonely girl
    I am an empowered woman and I do & go as I please
    I am an empowered woman and I do & go as I please
    Look lady, I'm just on edge right now and I need to smash. lemme be
    Look lady, I'm just on edge right now and I need to smash. lemme be
    The mundane nature of my reality has taken hold and I seek adventure
    The mundane nature of my reality has taken hold and I seek adventure
  2. Pick a phrase to describe yourself:

    A tempestuous young Italian beauty
    A Medditarranian Seductress
    A free spirited adventuress
    A mysterious alluring poet
    A radiant bon vivant
  3. What are you and your new found boo into??

    I have a lot of a aggression so prob pegging
    I have a lot of a aggression so prob pegging
    Committing the ultimate act of feminist resistance
    Committing the ultimate act of feminist resistance
    Solemn prayer
    Solemn prayer
    Respectful touching, lights off plz
    Respectful touching, lights off plz
    stump play
    stump play
  4. What home would you like to be taken back to by your mystery man???

    A suburban neighborhood where dreams go to die
    A suburban neighborhood where dreams go to die
    The friary near Marielle's highschool where the exchange students lived
    The friary near Marielle's highschool where the exchange students lived
    A luxorious and tech savvy bachelors pad that has an omnious edge
    A luxorious and tech savvy bachelors pad that has an omnious edge
    The famed lake house from 2006's
    The famed lake house from 2006's "The Lake House"
    The Tried and True Horned King's Castle
    The Tried and True Horned King's Castle
  5. What's your go to club lewk????

    I am drapped in a *Crushed Velvet* power moment
    I am drapped in a *Crushed Velvet* power moment
    Imma pop a full titty in this lewk and no one can stop me bc #resistance
    Imma pop a full titty in this lewk and no one can stop me bc #resistance
    A thick wool knit with a bulky collar beneath.
    A thick wool knit with a bulky collar beneath.
    if we are being honest, my mother made me wear this prairie dress
    if we are being honest, my mother made me wear this prairie dress
    This season is about a bare ass in clear plastic pants with only hot fog to conceal this cooch
    This season is about a bare ass in clear plastic pants with only hot fog to conceal this cooch
  6. What type of daddy makes you least physically uncomfy?

    Snake Daddy
    Snake Daddy
    Snoop Dad
    Snoop Dad
    Pastel Daddy
    Pastel Daddy
    Metal Daddy
    Metal Daddy
    Christ Daddy
    Christ Daddy
  7. Finally: which of these fellas will become your 1 true hub

    I love the intensely eyed
    I love the intensely eyed
    I've always found solace in dev patel's purity
    I've always found solace in dev patel's purity
    Kevin Spacey
    Kevin Spacey
    Via The Trivago Dad
    Via The Trivago Dad
    MARIELLE I HAVE ALREADY INDICATED I LOVE THE LAKE HOUSE: KEANU ME UP INSIDE
    MARIELLE I HAVE ALREADY INDICATED I LOVE THE LAKE HOUSE: KEANU ME UP INSIDE

Which Hot Cartoon Dad Is Your Midnight Mystery Lover??

You got: Evacuate the Dancefloor, Prof Utonium is getting in there

Woah girl, count your puss as "The Lucky One starring Zac Efron" bc this hot ass scientist & father figure is taking you out on the town and then some. He has raised three young feministas so you know he will be respectful, but also firm. Bonus for supporting women in STEM!

Evacuate the Dancefloor, Prof Utonium is getting in there
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You got: Hotcha Matcha, you're taking Mr. Timmy Turner's dad home tonight

Yikes honey, I mean trust me I *get* it. Tonight is ripe for you and your very own sex idiot, Timmy Turner's Dad!! You are a woman who likes to take charge and needs a foolhardy simple man to enact your charges upon & Mr. Turner is the one and only blank male slate for the job! Happy Hunting girl! Peg safely!

Hotcha Matcha, you're taking Mr. Timmy Turner's dad home tonight
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You got: The Newly Seperated Hugh Neutron

You didn't know you were a chin gal, but here you are. He has been too repressed for too long and is ready to freak out of that shell! Peg away you dominant feminist!

The Newly Seperated Hugh Neutron
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You got: The Widower Ned Flanders, Christ Rest His Heart

You need a mystery man tonight, but your not exactly looking for a splorch daddy. Ned will be safe, strong and respectful. You are in the hands of one of the Lord's most prominant servants, but there is a saddness behind him. Take care.

The Widower Ned Flanders, Christ Rest His Heart
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You got: Holy Hannah, The Good Doctor Will See You Now

Proud nuclear physicist and father of three, Doctor Possible is the midnight mystery man for you. Behind that bookish little suit lays a stern vibe from a man who only wants to see you do your best but also can *take* you there. Sensible & reliable, Dr. Possible can push you in a lucrative direction all while maintaining the heat

Holy Hannah, The Good Doctor Will See You Now
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