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    21 Things Every Self-Confessed Couch Potato Needs

    Just watch me make a human-shaped dent in my couch.

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    1. This wearable blanket, which will replace the need for every hoodie and blanket you currently own.

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    This one-size-fits-all wearable blanket is velvet-like to the touch and is made with a sherpa lining for extra cosiness and heat retention. Suitable for every environment, you never have to fidget under layers of blankets at home β€” or shiver outside in thin hoodies β€” ever again.

    Read more about The Comfy here.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $49.99.

    2. This Amazon Fire TV Stick, which will make jumping from streaming service to streaming service a breeze β€” because I know for a certainty that you have more than one.

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    The Fire TV Stick connects your HDTV to an obscene number of apps β€” no longer need you kick yourself for not upgrading to a smart tv. We're talking Prime Video, Netflix, Disney+, Apple TV β€” not to mention Amazon Music, Spotify and a whole bunch of other couch potato-transforming apps.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $69.

    3. Speaking of streaming services, Greta Gerwig's Little Women is now available from the Prime Video Store, so you should definitely add that to your to-watch list.

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    The hype for this film was real β€” Greta Gerwig, indie film darling, directing and writing her second solo project (the first being Oscar-nominated Lady Bird), with Soairse Ronan and TimothΓ©e Chalamet back as leads, no less. As if that weren't enough, it was for the adaptation of this classic novel that already found a perfect film adaptation in the '90s.

    Fans needn't have been worried, though. Here, each sister's life, which represents so faithfully so many of our own (I'm sorry, but not everyone can be a Jo), is given so much love and respect. It's also told in a nonlinear timeline, so even though set in the 19th Century, is thoroughly modern in its storytelling β€” even my period film-hating husband loved it. Watch this one next time you're spending the night in with the women in your life.

    You can browse the rest of the Prime Video Store here.

    Rent for $6.99 or buy for $19.99 from the Prime Video Store here.

    4. This Kindle Paperwhite, because since you've decided to fossilise to your couch, you might as well get to your to-read list.

    Amazon

    If that GIF isn't a resounding recommendation, I don't know what is. But aside from being completely waterproof, this is the thinnest, lightest Kindle yet and it reads like paper in the sun (absolutely no glare). A single charge lasts weeks (weeks!) and gives you access to millions of titles.

    Not convinced? One of our colleagues from the States wrote a whole post on it here.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $199.

    5. This Instant Pot, which will do all the temperature-measuring and timing for you, so you can continue with your show and minimise the time spent feeding yourself.

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    I was fully prepared not to be impressed by the Instant Pot. I can not stress how tedious I find the act of cooking β€” but even after my very first experience, I can wholeheartedly advocate its use for the culinary-challenged or time-poor among us. A 7-in-1 appliance β€” yes, seven β€” you're able to do all the things with just a single appliance, saving storage space, washing up time and (as I was particularly curious to find out) master all the cooking techniques.

    Read more about my experience cooking with the Instant Pot here.

    Buy a 3L model from Amazon Australia for $131.90.

    6. Or a Marley Spoon subscription, which gets you boxes or fresh ingredients and delightful recipes β€” no wasting time thinking of something new and interesting, yet again.

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    No matter your dietary preferences β€” vegetarian, vegan, low carb, no added gluten β€” Marley Spoon has you covered. Just select how many meals you'd like covered a week, then spend the time you'd normally spend at the supermarket on the couch, only getting up to receive your package at your front door!

    Get $100 off your first five boxes with the code "C4BUZZF25F ".

    A two-person box from Marley Spoon starts at $43.95.

    7. This microwavable popcorn maker, because they can never add enough butter and salt in packaged popcorn for my liking.

    Amazon

    This popcorn maker is super easy to use, BPA and PVC free, collapsible for easy storage and dishwasher-safe. The best part is you can create your own fun flavours because you're making it from scratch!

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $18.99.

    8. This stainless steel wine tumbler, which will keep your wine chilled for the duration of an episode and longer.

    Amazon

    This vacuum-insulated tumbler will keep your wine chilled until the very last drop, should you be past your chugging days and want to make it last longer. It eliminates condensation (no wet hands or tables) and is available in three other colours.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $27.99.

    9. These super flattering, high-waisted workout leggings, which are uber comfy for when you want to chill on the couch or get a shot of motivation to exercise.

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    These tights are made of ultra-fine fibres that mimic the softness and durability of silk β€” so whether you're working out or sitting on the couch all day, your tush will remain comfy. The fabric is also super stretchy, so you'll be able to move in any direction you please without feeling any discomfort. Plus, it features a side pocket for your phone β€” so, you'll no longer need to stick it in your bra and let it get all sweaty.

    Promising review: "Every time I saw an ad for these tights I thought; 'Damn, her bum looks great in those'. And evidently that's my only requirement of activewear, because I finally caved and bought a pair in dark green. Let me tell you, these are seriously worth the hype. They're so comfy, they feel like silk on and β€” I can confirm β€” they DO make butts look great. I've done some high-intensity training in them already and they don't ride up, fall down, or cause a wedgie mid-lunge. They're ridiculously cheap too, so I'm going to load up on different colours. Treat yo' butt."

    β€”Julia Willing

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $15.98+ (available in 30 colours).

    10. This can opener, which will safely remove the top of any beer or soft drink can, making mixing drinks easy and eliminating the need for drinking glasses.

    Amazon

    Safely removing the top of cans and not leaving any sharp edges, this can opener allows beer drinkers to enjoy the full aromas of their bevvies as if it were poured straight from the tap. Or, if you mix your spirits with cola (*eyes my husband*), to do so without taking out glassware, leaving less mess to clean up.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $15.65.

    11. This scratch-off movie list, because nothing is more infuriating than spending the whole night deciding what to watch and leaving no time to view a movie in the end.

    Etsy

    I may or may not be calling myself out with this one. Many a night has been spent jumping from streaming service to streaming service, looking for something that both my husband and I could agree on. This chic movie poster features 100 of the most popular, iconic films of all time, allowing you to scratch them off as you go.

    Buy it from Etsy for $24.97.

    12. These blockout curtains, which will avoid pesky glare from ruining your movie marathon.

    Amazon

    These super-affordable drapes block out 99% of sunlight and 100% of UV rays, and are thermal insulated (perfect for this time of year!). With lengths between 160-274cm and 15(!) colours to choose from, they'll suit most bedroom windows. Unsurprisingly, they are the number one bestselling drapes on Amazon.

    Buy two panels from Amazon Australia for $39.98+.

    13. This set of essential oils, which you can use to calm, protect or revitalise your nerves during your streaming session.

    Amazon

    This set includes lavender, lemongrass, eucalyptus, tea tree, sweet orange and peppermint, so you can create your own potions depending on what you need.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $25.95.

    14. And this humidifier and diffuser, to distribute said scents to the far reaches of whichever room you've chosen to chill in.

    Amazon

    This diffuser has seven different light settings for you to adjust to your mood, two different mist settings and ensures 10-16 hours without interruption, so you can turn it on before your movie without worrying about it burning out.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $45.99.

    15. This anti-spill cup holder, which will keep your drink right next to you on the couch, without fear of messes.

    Amazon

    This one-size-fits-all, silicone drink coaster securely hugs couch arms and back rests, removing the need for a coffee table in teeny spaces. Its base grips to the surface on which its placed, while its holder adjusts to accomodate almost every can, bottle or mug.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $29.99.

    16. This felt bed caddy, if you prefer lounging in bed to relaxing on the couch.

    A bedside caddy storing a water bottle, remote and other miscellaneous items.
    Amazon

    Constructed from sturdy, thick felt, this bed caddy will store and protect your bed accessories β€” water bottle, charger, books and TV remote β€” meaning you never have to get up between episodes of your favourite show. Should it suit your aesthetic more, it also comes in a pale grey.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $22.99.

    17. And this laptop table, which can be used to prevent your laptop from overheating while you're binge-watching in bed.

    Amazon

    This laptop table has adjustable table legs and has five levels of height, so you can choose which angle to binge-watch The Stranger on.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $44.99.

    18. This coffee warmer, that is conveniently powered via your laptop, so your drink never gets cold, no matter how long you've been watching.

    Amazon

    This little gadget can be conveniently plugged into your laptop so you always have a warm coffee/tea/soup when necessary. Easy-to-clean and compact, you can bring it from your desk at home to the office (whenever it is that we all go back to work). Also, it comes in a dark wash, should this light one not take your fancy.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $27.39.

    19. This stylish pair of blue light blocking glasses, which will allow you to continue on your streaming binge without the least bit of pain.

    Amazon

    These glasses work by blocking out the blue light from screens, which can cause eye strain, headaches and inability to sleep. So, if you're always clutching your temples at the end of movie marathon, this here is a great present to yourself.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $35.90.

    20. This body pillow, which yes, is meant for pregnant women β€” but quite honestly, I wouldn't mind holding me while I watch all the shows.

    Amazon

    Locally made (we love an Aussie product!), this pregnancy-slash-nursing pillow is naturally antibacterial and dust-mite resistant, giving you peace of mind that you're not inhaling a whole lotta germs. The case can be removed and washed, and its all-natural cotton fabrication minimises heat retention (good for the sweaty among us).

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $49.

    21. And finally, these reusable, air-tight pouches, perfect for the many half-opened bags of snacks you've accumulated during your movie sessions.

    Amazon

    These reusable β€” and somehow chic? β€” pouches are food-safe and BPA free. Store your snacks in them and take them wherever you need, without fear of spillage, thanks to its air-tight, double seal lock. Plus, they're freezer safe and are a great deal more convenient to store than bulkier containers.

    Buy a set of two from Amazon Australia for $24.85.

    Me, to anyone who attempts to move me from my position in front of the TV:

    IFC