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    14 Sexy Things For Aussies, The Horniest People In The World

    A global survey revealed Aussie millennials have more sex than any other on Valentine's Day.

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    Valentine's Day is right around the corner! And that means a lot of pressure to find the right thing to show your love. Fortunately for you, we'll be flooding our pages with gift guides this week, so keep an eye out for more here.

    So, in news to me, Aussie millennials are the horniest on the planet on Valentine's Day.

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    57% had sex with their partner last Valentine's Day. That's more than all other countries surveyed, including France (44%), Germany (48%), UK (41%) and USA (46%).

    We're a competitive bunch, so I suspect we'll want to hold onto this title, yes? Here are 15 things for your hottest Valentine's Day yet.

    1. This We-Vibe Wand, which I dare literally anyone to not get hot and bothered over.

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    It's quite something to look at, isn't it? A one-touch switch on the ergonomic handle acts like a dimmer switch, upping or turning down the intensity depending on your mood. Favourite feature? Advanced technology means that once pressed against you, the Wand immediately vibrates, then stops as it's drawn away. It is fitted with Bluetooth connectivity which means that your partner can control it with an app — and two playful attachments means anyone can have a go.

    Buy for $269 from Amazon Australia.

    2. This Ann Summers Vivacious Vixen Bra, to give them something pretty to take off.

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    This bra is all kinds of pretty, elegant and sexy. Featuring a delicate lace detail to full-coverage, padded cups, it is contrasted with a high-sheen, modern strap design over chest and shoulders.

    TL;DR sexy as all hell. Wear on Valentine's Day (until you don't).

    Buy for $55 from The Iconic.

    3. This Überlube Luxury Lubricant that won't leave a sticky residue during sex (not the kind you want anyway).

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    This luxurious, slippery lubricant has uses far beyond the bedroom. It is known to be used as a smoothing, finishing and anti-frizz product for hair, to prevent chafing when active — and most relevant to you — a silky, non-sticky massage oil.

    Buy for $39 from Amazon Australia.

    4. This We-Vibe Moxie Clitoral Vibrator, which your partner can use to leave you in fifty shades of flushed in public.

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    For those of you have seen The Ugly Truth, you know what scenario I'm proposing. A slim magnet keeps this toy in place, inside your underwear, and using the complimentary remote, have your partner control the 10 levels of vibrations in public. A single charge lasts two hours — so you can play all the way up to dessert.

    Buy for $149 from Amazon Australia.

    5. The Womanizer Tease & Please — Limited Edition, with not one, but two powerful toys. One for date night, one for the morning after.

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    Depending on who's getting down and dirty, you can each use one or save one for the next day. Either way, you're sure to have a fun time.

    The Womanizer Premium promises to stimulate your clit without touching it and comes with 12 different intensity levels to move between. Waterproof, a 4 hour battery life and instant responsiveness to touch, your showers are going to last much longer with your new toy.

    The Sync by We-Vibe is designed to fit a woman's body perfectly. With a head positioned to stimulate both clit and G-spot, you'll enjoy giving your partner control with its accompanying remote control.

    Buy for $299.87 from Womanizer.

    6. This beautiful French linen bedsheet set, because if you're going to be in bed all day and night, you might as well be comfortable.

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    If you're still sleeping on polyester-cotton blend, scratchy, heat-trapping sheets, it's time to make the move to linen. Honestly, that is doing nothing for your sleep quality, skin or hair. These sheets promise to not fade and will only get softer with time — plus, they look a dream.

    Buy two pillow cases, a Queen-sized fitted and loose sheet for $139.99 from Amazon Australia.

    7. This vibrating butt plug, which will change the way the two of you ~feel~ music.

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    Spirals at the neck of this plug keeps lube in place, while its specially-designed handle allows for a firm grip after insertion. Use the Bluetooth function to make the vibrations sync to your favourite song, or tune it to one of many vibration patterns.

    Buy for $172 from Amazon Australia.

    8. This Gucci Bloom Nettare De Fiori Eau De Parfum, because "wearing nothing at all" doesn't include fragrance.

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    If you're turned on by musky floral scent (and who isn't?), this one is the most sexy of the lot. With top notes of ginger, rose and jasmine — and base notes of patcholi, musks and osmanthus — it's my favourite thing to wear with my outfit...and without.

    Buy 50ml for $170 or 100ml for $225 from Myer.

    9. This Matrix Long Line Bra, which can be worn with its matching bottoms or nothing else at all.

    Bras N Things

    If lace and pretty, frilly things are not your thing, this patent, faux leather long-line bra might be the thing for your Valentine's Day plans. Featuring fine mesh panels to the back (just that bit more cheeky), it's the perfect thing for the woman who likes to be in control.

    Buy for $69.99 from Bras N Things.

    10. This ~cheeky~ Naked Attraction massage bar from Lush, which glides onto skin for instant hydration — perfect for intimate massages.

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    Chock-a-block with all the lovely stuff — jasmine, ylang ylang oil, osmanthus and Fair Trade organic cocoa butter — this massage bar energises mood and body with its deeply hydrating and sensual scent, it won't be the only naked body on you that night.

    Buy for $15.95 from Lush.

    11. This book of sex vouchers, so you can tell them with more than words exactly what you want done to you.

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    This book is just page after page of vouchers for sexy favours, ranging from a seductive massage to a sex session in the shower. Use them throughout the year whenever alone together...if you haven't used them all up on Valentine's Day.

    Buy for $10.33 from Amazon Australia

    12. These tassel nipple pasties, because clothes are overrated on Valentine's Day.

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    These sequin-embellished, fire engine red tassel nipple pasties are made with reusable adhesives to the back — once you've finished using them for the night, simply wash with soapy water and store for your next sexual adventure.

    Buy for $8.88 from Amazon Australia.

    13. Or these nipples pasties that get right to the point.

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    These disposable nipple pasties are indistinguishable under clothing, but make a real statement once they're off. Featuring a satin-feel construction, they are self-adhesive and easy to peel off.

    Buy ten pairs for $8.99 from Amazon Australia.

    14. And finally, this LELO Lily 2, which with its romantic and gentle fragrances, stimulates ~all the senses~.

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    This minimalist, sleek waterproof massager is designed to fit perfectly against feminine curves. Programmed with eight stimulation patterns, this gorgeous little toy also emits scents based on common aphrodisiacs.

    Buy for $173.50 from Amazon Australia.

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