The Mountain Who Rides faces the Red Viper this day. A woman is not looking forward to it.
There’s only like two songs in Westeros, so “Rains of Castamere” is a fair choice. “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” is the only other option after that.
The Mole’s Town tavern is the North’s equivalent of The Thenardiers’ Inn. If the wildlings hadn’t showed up (Hey Ygritte!), then I’m sure they would’ve broken into a burpy “Master of the House.” I guess that makes three Westerosi songs!
The blood running down the cracks in the floorboards! Chilling! Can’t wait to see it copied in the next season’s of True Blood, American Horror Story, etc.
Hot, shirtless Unsullied river bath time perfect for some female gaze time!
Oh but we see Missandei being male-gazed by Grey Worm, instead? Really?
The Dothraki ladies taught Dany how to do non-white hair! It is known.
Missandei owning her body! It’s so ironic that Missandei and Grey Worm’s unexpected courtship is the healthiest romantic arc we’ve so far seen on this fucking show.
With the addition of Moat Cailin, this episode surely showcases the loveliest parts of the North.
Flaying. Ramsay Snow. Everything associated with the Boltons is the WOOOOORST.
Littlefinger: “I suppose all of our ancestors came from somewhere else originally.”
I know I talk about this often, but Gillen’s Littlefinger voice gets more and more cartoonish by the episode. I miss season one subtle sexposition Littlefinger, is that weird?
Jorah’s jig is up! Nice Guys™ finish last.
Ramsay finally got what he always wanted. Isn’t that special?
Alright, alright this shot of the Boltons basking in their glory as the ruler of the North is long enough. WHEN DO WE GET TO THE MOUNTAIN AND THE VIPER?! WHO WANTS THIS TO START RIGHT NOW?!
Ugh, Littlefinger is so creeptastic. Another one who is on the verge of finally getting what he always wanted.
Holy fuck. Arya and Sandor are at the Vale. WHAAAAT?
Also the Biter’s bite is anything but a flea bite, and it’s freaking me out…mostly because of the possibility that my book hopes and dreams may be thwarted by this glorious show.
Aw, he didn’t call her his hostage. She got upgraded to traveling companion.
Sandor’s face and Arya’s laugh are perfection.
Littlefinger: “Take charge of your life for as long as it lasts.” A good life lesson and a tacit threat all rolled into one. Littlefinger sure does have a way with words.
Dark Lady Sansa is the embodiment of Littlefinger’s wet dream.
We are the beetles. My mother is a fish. Tyrion gets a little Faulkner with his brother Jaime.
Don’t leave me alone in this world, either. Oh Oberyn.
Great, kid, I mean, Oberyn! Don’t get cocky!
He got cocky.
The Battle at the Wall!
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