1. Money belt.
Bring a money belt, or as I see it, the “inside fanny pack” or “fanny pack diaper.” Here a guy wears it on the outside to show you how loaded he is, but in reality, this would be tucked into the front of his pants. This is a common (also paranoid) tourist practice in Europe to avoid pickpockets.
3. Shower wipes.
A complete necessity if you’re camping out on festival grounds. Chances are, you’re going to start smelling. Quickly. Real showers are a thing of distant dreams, so carry shower wipes with you. Not only will you feign cleanliness, you’ll feel better. And I imagine it’s a good way to make friends (clean your friends!)
4. Or, if you’re fancy, a portable shower.
Portable showers can keep water warm for something like seven hours at a time, some even have plug-in heaters for easy reuse. Not the most practical invention in the universe, portable showers are more commonly used by people on festival tours and the like, but that doesn’t mean campers don’t swear by them.
Because your phone will die.
If you’re camping out, chances are a rechargeable battery powered device (like the one in the first image) won’t help you very much. Luckily we live in a world where double-AA batteries still exist, so bringing those along with you — and a charger powered by the same technology — is a good move.
8. No rompers!
Yes, they’re adorable. Yes, I would wear one everyday for the rest of forever if I could. No, you’re not going to wear one to a festival. Why? Because peeing is hard enough as is, don’t do this to yourself. Do you really want to be naked in a port-a-potty? I didn’t think so.
9. A light jacket.
Even if it’s a billion degrees out, you never A) know if the temperature will drop at night – and if we’re talking about a desert festival, like Coachella or something, it will, B) it could rain, and C) it works as a pillow AND a thing to sit on.
Or by the tour buses.
This is subject to the layout of a festival, but I know for a fact traveling tours are super easy to access. Plus, if they can avoid doing press in a tent, they’re on their buses being interviewed and/or playing BioShock/eating hot pockets.
17. Befriend a cabbie.
This one took me years to learn. If you’re at a multiple day fest in a city where it’s hard to find a ride, try to befriend a cab driver on your first day and learn of private car services. If you can rent a car, do it. Nothing sucks more than missing part of a festival because you lack the means to get there.
18. Use social media!
Most festivals have their own apps that include maps, notes on where to find free things, etc. Download them! If you can, familiarize yourself with it before actually getting to the concert grounds. You’ll save yourself a lot of time and heartache.
A simple “excuse me” works!
More often than not, at large festivals, people will line up in front of main stages and squat there all day. If you’re like me, you probably only want to see a few of the acts. Actually pushing your way through a crowd rarely works, but if you say “excuse me,” people will usually make room. THAT EASY! Don’t let the size of the audience intimidate you.
So get organized!
If two acts you want to see are playing back to back — or worse, at the same time — stay organized! See both: half of two sets is sooooo much better than missing one and regretting it.
If you’re doing the pee pee dance, you’ve waited too long.
Nothing is more excruciating than needing to pee like a race horse and having to wait in a 20-minute bathroom line. If you’re about to burst, there’s a high probability that you’re not going to make it. Talk about embarrassing!
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