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17 Musicians As Creepy Dolls

When your ability to make arts & crafts doesn't exactly match your obsessive fandom. Happy nightmares!

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1. Michael Jackson

I'd like to wager that this doll has either a.) been sitting under something heavy for quite some time or b.) was previously owned by the mother of some demented 8-year-old who was reeeeeally pissed when she wouldn't buy him a bb gun so he took his boy scout swiss army knife to her most prized possession and, in the most passive-aggressive way possible, slowly started chipping away at porcelain.


2. David Bowie

And in one image, the internet ruined the celebrity of David Bowie, his emaciated stature only a part of him, now, all we can see. Oh and the face is a bit too feminine, dude looks like a lady.


It's pretty much common knowledge at this point that Beyoncé is one of the world's most beautiful beings. She's glamorous, flirtatious in a classy way and dammit, she is a woman. So why does her face look weird here? Come on, Barbie. We know you're better than this.


11. Justin Bieber

Guys, if you're gonna blatantly rip off the design of almost every single character in Blue's Clues (I think this is actually a personification of Mr. Salt) Nickelodeon is gonna wanna know. Or this is the product of some elementary school girl who suffers from an undiagnosed obsessive fandom disorder... and took her "Flat Stanley" project way too far.

Because when I think "Lady Gaga," my mind immediately jumps too "weird baseball material and gold stuff, kind of like a unicorn but not because soda cans." But this doll is real! And you can buy it! For $100! Honestly, if you have an extra $100 to spare, I can think of a billion better ways to spend your money (ex: 100 slices of $1 pizza,) but I digress.


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