Mama roasts best.

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

ZA WOKA GENEEVA!

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

My lips say, "No biggie!" but my eyes scream, "YOU ARE DEAD TO ME."

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

It's not that I don't like your haircut; I just think it makes you look bad.

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

"Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter."

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

For YEARS.

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

I WALK THIS LONELY ROAD, THE ONLY ROAD THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN.

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

Bully or bullied? That is the question!

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

I THINK I'LL TRYYYYYY DEFYYYYYING GRAVITYYYYY!

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

I hate jello.

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

Holy shit, Rachel!

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

Birthing cakes are the new gender-reveal cakes.

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

You would be so pretty if you just took off those off forever.

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

How rude!

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

HINT: Taylor Swift kicks someone in the face.

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

"THE WORST."

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon!

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

WHO WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE ISLAND?

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

He threw the pineapple lights into a pit of fire!

Mariah Oxley • One year ago

I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM!

Mariah Oxley • One year ago