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    Netflix Tweeted A Video Of Cole Sprouse Eating A Burger And It's Sensual AF

    I renounced my vegetarianism 15 seconds in.

    In the original Archie comics, Jughead was an asexual goofball who ate everything in sight. He scarfed down hamburgers like every other page.

    But in the CW adaptation, Riverdale, Jughead (played by Cole Sprouse) is an angsty loner with romance on the brain and very little appetite.

    The fans were in an uproar!

    It still bothers me THAT NOT IN ONE SINGLE EPISODE JUGHEAD HASNT ATE A HAMBURGER I MEAN IN THE COMICS HE WAS IN LOVE WITH THEM #Riverdale

    Twitter: @sixgodbizzle / Via Twitter: @sixgodbizzle

    So the creative mastermind operating Netflix's twitter account posted this video of Jughead sensually gnashing his molars into a patty.

    This precious, burger-loving angel will be coming to Netflix in 3 days. #Riverdale

    Twitter: @netflix / Via Twitter: @netflix

    There's some of this.

    Oh, and a little of that.

    A whole lotta this.

    And then there's... whatever that is.

    It is essentially 2017's response to 2007's Paris Hilton's burger commercial.

    We've come so far.

    Also, who is the social media intern operating Netflix's twitter account?

    And when do they get their own Netflix show?

    And don't worry guys, Jughead finally ate a burger on the show for real in the season finale.