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    Updated on Aug 2, 2019. Posted on Jun 26, 2017

    14 Cakes That Will Make You Say, "I Didn't Realize How Horrifying Giving Birth Was Until I Saw That Buttercream Labia"

    Birthing cakes are the new gender-reveal cakes.

    You may be familiar with gender-reveal cakes, the latest millennial trend...

    ...where expectant parents cut into a cake to find out the gender of their unborn child.

    But gender-reveal cakes are OVER. Done. Finito. Buried by the sands of time. Crushed beneath the ever-rolling wheel of capitalism.

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    1. And in their place, rising like a phoenix from the gender-reveal ashes, comes BIRTHING CAKES.

    2. Because nothing says "baby shower!" like an infant falling out of a Dalí-esque vajeen.

    3. These cakes are a celebration of the horror to come.

    4. Note: This cake is pooping.

    5. How I'm supposed to breath with no air? No aiiiir!

    6. Hello from the other side.

    7. Just like Darth Vader clawing his way out from the lava.

    8. Let my body do the work, work, work!

    9. This devious baby is biding his time.

    10. All eyes on me when I walk in, no question that this girl's a 10.

    11. Hop out my uber like wassup.

    12. TFW when your husband is totally unhelpful but you're welcoming life into this world and lookin' good.

    13. Weezy F, baby. And the F is for fetus.

    14. Hey wassup hello.