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Will your fleece pullover protect you from a bear? Maybe.

Pick An Outfit From Patagonia And We'll Tell You How Long You'd Survive In The Wild

Pick a layered snack that you discover smushed in your pocket 

Pick the only thing you're carrying in your pack

You last 30 minutes in the wilderness before collapsing underneath the weight of all your breathable layers. A bear finds you, starfished and immobilized, at the base of a not-so-steep hill and eats you.

Not Long

Swathed in the most thermally efficient synthetic insulation available and feeling pretty cute about it, you enter hibernation. Cocooned in nano puff technology, you stay in the wilderness forever. Not quite dead. But not quite alive either.

A Very Long Time

You become trapped when a boulder falls your arm, but thanks to all those insulating layers you're wearing, you barely feel a thing! You do get stuck under the boulder and die though.

127 Hours

After a year of holding your own against Mother Nature, you get cocky. You remove your Outer Shell Layer for a literal second, and a passing grizzly eats you. Never remove your Outer Shell Layer!

A Year

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Pick An Outfit From Patagonia And We'll Tell You How Long You'd Survive In The Wild

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