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Pick An Outfit From Patagonia And We'll Tell You How Long You'd Survive In The Wild

Will your fleece pullover protect you from a bear? Maybe.

  1. Pick a base layer
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    Thermal Zip-Neck in "Drumfire Red"
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    Long-Sleeved Cotton Shirt in "White"
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    Go To Shirt in "Feather Pink"
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    Thermal Weight One-Piece Suit in "Lupine"
  2. Pick an insulating layer
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    Lightweight Fleece Pullover in "Raspen Red"
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    Fleece Jacket in "Mogul Blue"
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    Cotton Quilt Pullover in "Tapenade"
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    Fleece Pullover in "Carve Coral"
  3. Pick your outer shell layer 
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    Levitation Hoodie in "Fire"
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    Rainshadow Jacket in "Campfire Orange"
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    Light & Variable Hoodie in "Kelp Garden"
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    Torrentshell Poncho in "Big Sur Blue"
  4. Pick a hat to cover your layered haircut
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    Stretch Fit Cap in "Pelican"
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    Expedition Balaclava in "Feather Gray"
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    Trucker Hat in "White with Fire"
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    Fisherman's Rolled Beanie in "Cusco Orange"
  5. Pick a layered snack that you discover smushed in your pocket 
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    Layered Rainbow Cake
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    5 Layer Dip
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    Parfait
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    I reject the snack, because I am full from all the fish I caught with my bare hands.
  6. Pick a single layer of pants
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    Nano Puff Pants in "Forge Grey"
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    Rock Pants in "Buffalo Green"
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    Houdini Pants in "Navy Blue"
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    Happy Hike Studio Pants in "Black"
  7. Now pick a pack
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    Toromiro Backpack in "Superior Blue"
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    Ascensionist Pack in "Sporty Orange"
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    Crag Daddy Pack in "Sporty Orange"
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    Stormfront Pack in "Black"
  8. Pick the only thing you're carrying in your pack
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    27 oz Water Bottle
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    Down Sleeping Bag in "Sporty Orange"
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    Neoprene Socks with Gravel Guard
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    Poster Commemorating the Film "DamNation"
  9. And above all... Pick a puffer. 
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    Ultralight Down Jacket in "French Red"
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    Ultralight Down Hoodie in "Black"
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    Down Sweater Jacket in "Galah Green"
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    Nano Puff Vest in "Birch White"
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