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Build Your Grandma And We'll Tell You A Family Secret

Will she bake you brownies or tell you to get a haircut?

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  1. Dust
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    Dust
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    Lasagna fresh from the oven
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    Lasagna fresh from the oven
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    Kimchi
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    Kimchi
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    Chanel No. 5
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    Chanel No. 5
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    Lavender
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    Lavender
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    Yankee Candle's
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    Yankee Candle's "Bahama Breeze"
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  2. Apple Pie
    Apple Pie
    Pina Coladas at 3 pm
    Pina Coladas at 3 pm
    Tamales
    Tamales
    Tuna Casserole
    Tuna Casserole
    Attitude
    Attitude
    Potato Salad
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    Potato Salad
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  4. A crisp hammie tucked inside a card
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    A crisp hammie tucked inside a card
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    Nothing, because that's exactly what you gave her for her birthday
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    Nothing, because that's exactly what you gave her for her birthday
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    She takes you to da club
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    She takes you to da club
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    An age-inappropriate gift
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    An age-inappropriate gift
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    A sweater you will never wear
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    A sweater you will never wear
    Tickets to see a musical
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    Tickets to see a musical
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    Hallmark
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    Hallmark
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Build Your Grandma And We'll Tell You A Family Secret

You got: There's money buried on the family farm

Get your shovel and start a diggin', because there is gold in the ground and student loans to pay!

There's money buried on the family farm
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You got: Uncle Ben's not really your uncle

He's not even related to you! He's actually just a close family friend who everyone calls Uncle Ben, because it's easier.

Uncle Ben's not really your uncle
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You got: Your cousin is in the CIA

I know, she told you that she is a manager of a local paper mill, but she is in the CIA. And the real reason she couldn't make it to Thanksgiving dinner last year, is because she was infiltrating a Panamanian drug cartel.

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You got: You're not actually related to that famous person

I know everyone likes to say that you're distantly related to that famous person by marriage and they're technically your fourth cousin twice removed, but you're not.

You're not actually related to that famous person
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