16 Delicious Meals For Incredibly Lonely People

Single-serving meals - emphasis on the "single."

1. A cookie Log (don't slice it)

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Just throw the whole damn thing on a tray and bake. What? Got someone to impress?

2. Cake in a mug

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

3. Annie's Arthur Macaroni & Cheese

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Are we ever, really, alone?

4. Pizza

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8 slices and only 1 you. I like those odds.

5. Zoodles

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Because if you own a spiralizer, you are clearly already single.

6. Ben & Jerry's

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With guys like these around, who needs a boyfriend?

7. Enough Chinese food for three people

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Anything to avoid them sending only one set of chopsticks.

8. Half-price sushi

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9. A Lean Cuisine

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No explanation necessary.

10. Oatmeal

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You're boring. Embrace it.

11. Grilled cheese

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Your mom loved you once... remember?

12. Nachos

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They take a while to eat. That's... something.

13. Quinoa

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...and start a blog about it!

14. Asian Stirfry

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You clearly already have some experience in the arena of spending your life alone.

15. Seamless

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The delivery guy will talk to you for, like, a minute, at least.

16. And alcohol. Hard alcohol.

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Just give up.