1. Oh God, I hope I don't die. Via google.com Like hit by a car, and just my luck it will be one of those strangers that are like "Oh this could be bad on my record." Lucky for me I got flung into the trees where no one can see me and I die slowly. 2. It's not too late Via google.com I'm only ten feet away from the door. You can turn back and watch How I Met Your Mother. 3. How I Met Your Mother CBS / Via google.com What a great show. it's like Friends, minus one friend. 4. Ouch everything hurts NBC / Via google.com No seriously, it hurts. oh i read something like run through the pain. Fuck you! 5. The Phoebe Run Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros / Via google.com For all that is good in the world, I hope I don't look like Phoebe when I run. 6. Kinda hope I look like Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via google.com Tom Cruise running in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. But I'm nowhere near that cool. 7. Ugh, I hate this. Via google.com why do I run I hate this so much. SO. MUCH 8. Oh Look, a black man running Via google.com I hope no one calls the police. Like I stole something. Just because I'm running away, doesn't mean I committed a crime. Brotha just trying to get in shape. 9. But I will be in shape for... Via google.com the Zombiepocalypse! I will outrun all the others. May even "Shane" a guy. (A Shane is when you cripple someone in order to save yourself). 10. French. Fries Via google.com I really want french fries. Maybe I can run by a McDonald's or something. Wait. There are none around. 11. Great. No fries. I want to die. Via google.com Oh look a car. I'll cartwheel in front of it. 12. I like this song Via google.com Flux Pavillion's "I can't stop." Wait, are you challenging me not to stop. How dare you. I will stop if I want. Well I don't want to right now, but I could if I wanted to. 13. Is that a... Via google.com Oh my goodness. That's a skunk. Please don't spray me. Please please. Wait. Are you Pepe Le Pew. Okay, I see what you doing. Raising that tail trying to be funny. We are both black. Although you got a Lady Gaga thing going on. But if you spray me, black on black crime. 14. I hope I don't die... Via google.com wearing a ridiculous running outfit. I will be the laughing stock of the afterlife. Ugh. Double up. Ugh ugh. 15. I run because Via google.com I don't want to look like that, and I want to be able to see my junk at all times. run faster, faster, oh crap. 16. There's a hill Via google.com I suck at hills. I may just roll down. Which would be funny actually. Little ol me, rolling down that hill. Almost tripped and made it a reality. 17. I sweat Via google.com like the fat guy from the Gangsta's Paradise video. It's so bad. 18. I wonder if Netflix thinks about me as much as I think about it. Via google.com No seriously. I have a love affair with Netflix. 19. The Murtaugh List Via google.com No seriously, why isn't running on the Murtaugh List? I'm looking at you, Ted. (Season 4, episode 19 How I Met Your Mother). 20. I'm almost there Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via google.com Yes, I sang this song the last 100 yards as I thought about desserts. Gimme them all. 21. Made it. 20th Century Fox / Via google.com Never doing that stupid shit again. Pass me the candy.