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30 Renaissance Paintings That Will Only Speak To You If You're Gay

The Sistine Chapel, precursor to the modern-day Instagram.

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1. When you're walking down the street and the guy in front of you has a nice ass.

2. "But how do you know you don't like girls if you've never been with one?"

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3. When it's bicep day at the gym, so you pose naturally and post it on Instagram.

Hyppolyte Delaroche / Via wikigallery.org

4. When you get invited to a BDSM party for the first time, but when they put you on the sling you realize it's not actually your thing.

Felipe Ribera

5. When you hook up with a good-looking twink, but then he starts talking and you realize that deep down you can't stand people his age.

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6. When you're invited to a threesome, but the other two end up not paying any attention to you, so you just sit on the couch, staring.

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7. When your friends tell you they saw your ex with another guy, meanwhile you haven't touched a penis in two months.

Auguste Couder / Via artclon.com

8. And it shows.

Besançon, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 0457, f. 273v. Avicenna, Canon medicinae / Via demonagerie.tumblr.com

9. When you dress like Tilda Swinton.

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10. When all your girlfriends want to comment on your love life.

William-Adolphe Bouguereau / Via en.wikipedia.org

11. When you finally tell your mother you're gay and she responds with "tell me something I don't know."

Dominique Ingres / Via schule-bw.de

12. When your roommate enters your room without knocking and you have to quickly close your X-rated videos and cover yourself up.

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13. When you were so damn close to hooking up with a hot guy, but your friend is super drunk as always, so instead you have to take her home.

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14. When you buy a fake leather harness and suddenly you're king of the kink scene.

Gerard van Honthorst / Via blog.mam.org

15. When you get with that very dominant guy.

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16. When you try to make your girlfriend come out with you, but she doesn't want to because she's tired of going out and never hooking up.

Guido Reni / Via mlahanas.de

17. When you try a dildo for the first time.

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18. When they invite you to an orgy and it turns out they're all passive gays.

Louis Janmot

19. "So you don't like Lady Gaga? I thought all gay people liked..."

Dominique Ingres / Via es.pinterest.com

20. When you try to take a sexy picture to upload it to Instagram but your dog photobombs you.

Philip Gladstone / Via philipgladstone.com

21. When you go to the hairdresser to get your hair "trimmed" and the girl cuts way more hair than you wanted.

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22. When you and your friends closely examine all the naked pictures your Grindr fuckboy has sent you.

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23. When your roommate comes home with a hookup and you can hear everything through the bedroom walls.

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24. When you ask your friends if they know the guy you just met and it turns out they have all fucked him.

Duccio di Buoninsegna / Via oceansbridge.com

25. When you know those sluts are talking shit behind your back.

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26. When a very persistent guy tries to hook up with you and you try saying no nicely, but you can't seem to get rid of him.

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27. When your Grindr date arrives and he doesn't look anything like he did in the photo he showed you.

Gian Lorenzo Bernini

28. When, after a date, you spend days waiting for him to send you a message inviting you out again.

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29. When your Grindr date lives more than five subway stops away from you.

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30. And when they ask you for the umpteenth time "but are you sure you're not going through a phase?"

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This post was translated from Spanish.

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