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    30 Renaissance Paintings That Will Only Speak To You If You're Gay

    The Sistine Chapel, precursor to the modern-day Instagram.

    1. When you're walking down the street and the guy in front of you has a nice ass.

    2. "But how do you know you don't like girls if you've never been with one?"

    Rafael Sanzio / Via

    3. When it's bicep day at the gym, so you pose naturally and post it on Instagram.

    Hyppolyte Delaroche / Via

    4. When you get invited to a BDSM party for the first time, but when they put you on the sling you realize it's not actually your thing.

    Felipe Ribera

    5. When you hook up with a good-looking twink, but then he starts talking and you realize that deep down you can't stand people his age.

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    6. When you're invited to a threesome, but the other two end up not paying any attention to you, so you just sit on the couch, staring.

    Metropolitan Museum of Art, NY / Via

    7. When your friends tell you they saw your ex with another guy, meanwhile you haven't touched a penis in two months.

    Auguste Couder / Via

    8. And it shows.

    Besançon, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 0457, f. 273v. Avicenna, Canon medicinae / Via

    9. When you dress like Tilda Swinton.

    Rafael Sanzio / Via

    10. When all your girlfriends want to comment on your love life.

    William-Adolphe Bouguereau / Via

    11. When you finally tell your mother you're gay and she responds with "tell me something I don't know."

    Dominique Ingres / Via

    12. When your roommate enters your room without knocking and you have to quickly close your X-rated videos and cover yourself up.

    Guillon Lethiere / Via

    13. When you were so damn close to hooking up with a hot guy, but your friend is super drunk as always, so instead you have to take her home.

    Gluck / Via

    14. When you buy a fake leather harness and suddenly you're king of the kink scene.

    Gerard van Honthorst / Via

    15. When you get with that very dominant guy.

    Rubens / Via

    16. When you try to make your girlfriend come out with you, but she doesn't want to because she's tired of going out and never hooking up.

    Guido Reni / Via

    17. When you try a dildo for the first time.

    Creative Commons / Via

    18. When they invite you to an orgy and it turns out they're all passive gays.

    Louis Janmot

    19. "So you don't like Lady Gaga? I thought all gay people liked..."

    Dominique Ingres / Via

    20. When you try to take a sexy picture to upload it to Instagram but your dog photobombs you.

    Philip Gladstone / Via

    21. When you go to the hairdresser to get your hair "trimmed" and the girl cuts way more hair than you wanted.

    Caravaggio / Galleria Nazionale d'Arte Antica / Via

    22. When you and your friends closely examine all the naked pictures your Grindr fuckboy has sent you.

    Rembrandt / Via Twitter: @kortvex

    23. When your roommate comes home with a hookup and you can hear everything through the bedroom walls.

    Duccio / Via

    24. When you ask your friends if they know the guy you just met and it turns out they have all fucked him.

    Duccio di Buoninsegna / Via

    25. When you know those sluts are talking shit behind your back.

    El Bosco / Museo de Prado / Via

    26. When a very persistent guy tries to hook up with you and you try saying no nicely, but you can't seem to get rid of him.

    Vincenzo Camuccini / Via

    27. When your Grindr date arrives and he doesn't look anything like he did in the photo he showed you.

    Gian Lorenzo Bernini

    28. When, after a date, you spend days waiting for him to send you a message inviting you out again.

    Rafael Sanzio / Via

    29. When your Grindr date lives more than five subway stops away from you.

    El Patinir / Via

    30. And when they ask you for the umpteenth time "but are you sure you're not going through a phase?"

    Francis Bacon / Via

    This post was translated from Spanish.

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