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    30 Renaissance Paintings That Will Only Speak To You If You're Gay

    The Sistine Chapel, precursor to the modern-day Instagram.

    1. When you're walking down the street and the guy in front of you has a nice ass.

    2. "But how do you know you don't like girls if you've never been with one?"

    Rafael Sanzio / Via en.wikipedia.org

    3. When it's bicep day at the gym, so you pose naturally and post it on Instagram.

    Hyppolyte Delaroche / Via wikigallery.org

    4. When you get invited to a BDSM party for the first time, but when they put you on the sling you realize it's not actually your thing.

    Felipe Ribera

    5. When you hook up with a good-looking twink, but then he starts talking and you realize that deep down you can't stand people his age.

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    6. When you're invited to a threesome, but the other two end up not paying any attention to you, so you just sit on the couch, staring.

    Metropolitan Museum of Art, NY / Via es.pinterest.com

    7. When your friends tell you they saw your ex with another guy, meanwhile you haven't touched a penis in two months.

    Auguste Couder / Via artclon.com

    8. And it shows.

    Besançon, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 0457, f. 273v. Avicenna, Canon medicinae / Via demonagerie.tumblr.com

    9. When you dress like Tilda Swinton.

    Rafael Sanzio / Via en.wikipedia.org

    10. When all your girlfriends want to comment on your love life.

    William-Adolphe Bouguereau / Via en.wikipedia.org

    11. When you finally tell your mother you're gay and she responds with "tell me something I don't know."

    Dominique Ingres / Via schule-bw.de

    12. When your roommate enters your room without knocking and you have to quickly close your X-rated videos and cover yourself up.

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    13. When you were so damn close to hooking up with a hot guy, but your friend is super drunk as always, so instead you have to take her home.

    Gluck / Via en.wikipedia.org

    14. When you buy a fake leather harness and suddenly you're king of the kink scene.

    Gerard van Honthorst / Via blog.mam.org

    15. When you get with that very dominant guy.

    Rubens / Via en.wikipedia.org

    16. When you try to make your girlfriend come out with you, but she doesn't want to because she's tired of going out and never hooking up.

    Guido Reni / Via mlahanas.de

    17. When you try a dildo for the first time.

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    18. When they invite you to an orgy and it turns out they're all passive gays.

    Louis Janmot

    19. "So you don't like Lady Gaga? I thought all gay people liked..."

    Dominique Ingres / Via es.pinterest.com

    20. When you try to take a sexy picture to upload it to Instagram but your dog photobombs you.

    Philip Gladstone / Via philipgladstone.com

    21. When you go to the hairdresser to get your hair "trimmed" and the girl cuts way more hair than you wanted.

    Caravaggio / Galleria Nazionale d'Arte Antica / Via commons.wikimedia.org

    22. When you and your friends closely examine all the naked pictures your Grindr fuckboy has sent you.

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    23. When your roommate comes home with a hookup and you can hear everything through the bedroom walls.

    Duccio / Via wikiart.org

    24. When you ask your friends if they know the guy you just met and it turns out they have all fucked him.

    Duccio di Buoninsegna / Via oceansbridge.com

    25. When you know those sluts are talking shit behind your back.

    El Bosco / Museo de Prado / Via es.pinterest.com

    26. When a very persistent guy tries to hook up with you and you try saying no nicely, but you can't seem to get rid of him.

    Vincenzo Camuccini / Via wikigallery.org

    27. When your Grindr date arrives and he doesn't look anything like he did in the photo he showed you.

    Gian Lorenzo Bernini

    28. When, after a date, you spend days waiting for him to send you a message inviting you out again.

    Rafael Sanzio / Via en.wikipedia.org

    29. When your Grindr date lives more than five subway stops away from you.

    El Patinir / Via museodelprado.es

    30. And when they ask you for the umpteenth time "but are you sure you're not going through a phase?"

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    This post was translated from Spanish.

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