30 Renaissance Paintings That Will Only Speak To You If You're Gay
The Sistine Chapel, precursor to the modern-day Instagram.
When you're walking down the street and the guy in front of you has a nice ass.
"But how do you know you don't like girls if you've never been with one?"
When it's bicep day at the gym, so you pose naturally and post it on Instagram.
When you get invited to a BDSM party for the first time, but when they put you on the sling you realize it's not actually your thing.
When you hook up with a good-looking twink, but then he starts talking and you realize that deep down you can't stand people his age.
When you're invited to a threesome, but the other two end up not paying any attention to you, so you just sit on the couch, staring.
When your friends tell you they saw your ex with another guy, meanwhile you haven't touched a penis in two months.
When you dress like Tilda Swinton.
When all your girlfriends want to comment on your love life.
When you finally tell your mother you're gay and she responds with "tell me something I don't know."
When your roommate enters your room without knocking and you have to quickly close your X-rated videos and cover yourself up.
When you were so damn close to hooking up with a hot guy, but your friend is super drunk as always, so instead you have to take her home.
When you buy a fake leather harness and suddenly you're king of the kink scene.
When you get with that very dominant guy.
When you try to make your girlfriend come out with you, but she doesn't want to because she's tired of going out and never hooking up.
When you try a dildo for the first time.
When they invite you to an orgy and it turns out they're all passive gays.
"So you don't like Lady Gaga? I thought all gay people liked..."
When you try to take a sexy picture to upload it to Instagram but your dog photobombs you.
When you go to the hairdresser to get your hair "trimmed" and the girl cuts way more hair than you wanted.
When you and your friends closely examine all the naked pictures your Grindr fuckboy has sent you.
When your roommate comes home with a hookup and you can hear everything through the bedroom walls.
When you ask your friends if they know the guy you just met and it turns out they have all fucked him.
When you know those sluts are talking shit behind your back.
When a very persistent guy tries to hook up with you and you try saying no nicely, but you can't seem to get rid of him.
When your Grindr date arrives and he doesn't look anything like he did in the photo he showed you.
When, after a date, you spend days waiting for him to send you a message inviting you out again.
When your Grindr date lives more than five subway stops away from you.
And when they ask you for the umpteenth time "but are you sure you're not going through a phase?"
This post was translated from Spanish.
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