A crab mousseA Caesar saladA flowerpot that fell and almost killed a diner
It's a goddamn crab mousse!
Here's a proper crab mousse, by the way.
An Oreo cakeA mozzarella and celery cakeA grasshopper pizza with corn dough
It's a grasshopper pizza.
From one of the most hipster pizza restaurants in Mexico City.
A Vietnamese sandwichRascasse cakeA work of art by Zaha Hadid
It's a bánh mì.
It's a Vietnamese sandwich, but it's been "deconstructed", so it looks like it's been plated by Miró.
Detox juiceArtisan beerA urine sample
A bar in Melbourne thought it was OK to serve it lab-style instead of IN A GODDAMN BEER MUG.
Black coffeeWine reductionChicken broth
It's a fucking black coffee.
And they only needed FIVE containers to serve it! It's certainly a step forward from the simple espresso cup.
They've been left to marinate in a shot of JägermeisterThey're part of a modern spring rollThey killed themselves because they couldn't stand this mixed-up modern life
It's a spring roll.
Although I would understand if those prawns had killed themselves.
A Bloody MaryYour typical British dish of bangers and mashA tiramisu
It's sausages and pureed potatoes.
It doesn't make sense to us either, honestly.
A dish of deconstructed bologneseElver marmitako (tuna pot)I DON'T KNOW! MY EYES HURT, I DON'T WANNA SEE ANY MORE NONSENSE.
It's a dish of deconstructed bolognese.
Which is only €29 in a French restaurant. Ugh.