1. Cups You Can't Actually Drink Out Of

2. Things That Once Touched Raw Meat


3. Duh

4. Things Handled by Kinky Previous Owners


5. This Deep Fryer That's Seen One Too Many Batches of Chicken

6. Bathing Suits

7. Mattresses


8. Insulting Reminders

9. Makeup

10. Granny's Ice Tongs

11. Pillows

12. Adult Bearded Dragon Food

13. This Open Bag of Adult Diapers

14. Helmets

15. Old Blenders

16. This Dispenser of Half-Used Mystery Fluid

17. Wigs

18. Used Bedding

19. Stuffed Animals

20. Anything Ostensibly Edible

21. Games with Missing Pieces

22. Bowling Shoes

23. Halogen Lamps

24. Hemorrhoidal Suppositories
