1. Still wonders why LA seems to be overpopulated by skunks
2. Surprised to learn that jaywalking is not just a Leno bit
3. Still frustrated that it takes an inordinate amount of time for anyone to make a simple decision about anything
4. Amazed at the percentage of new friends who've gotten a DUI
5. Stunned by the percentage of men of all sexual orientations who dress like a T(w)weenager
6. Frequently heard muttering phrase: "This pizza sucks."
7. Concerned about the epidemic of celiac sufferers
8. Still uncomfortable with casual nudity
9. Frequently heard muttering: "Where can I get a decent bagel?"
10. Jubilantly tweets about surviving their first "earthquake"
11. Still wonders how people working on "projects" are able to pay the rent
12. Is confused by boat shoes
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