5. Stunned by the percentage of men of all sexual orientations who dress like a T(w)weenager
6. Frequently heard muttering phrase: “This pizza sucks.”
7. Concerned about the epidemic of celiac sufferers
8. Still uncomfortable with casual nudity
10. Jubilantly tweets about surviving their first “earthquake”
11. Still wonders how people working on “projects” are able to pay the rent
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a church attack that killed a priest in his 80s in northern France on Tuesday.