5. Stunned by the percentage of men of all sexual orientations who dress like a T(w)weenager
6. Frequently heard muttering phrase: “This pizza sucks.”
7. Concerned about the epidemic of celiac sufferers
8. Still uncomfortable with casual nudity
10. Jubilantly tweets about surviving their first “earthquake”
11. Still wonders how people working on “projects” are able to pay the rent
- We've compiled an extensive (but not exhaustive) list of lies, exaggerations, and bullshit from Trump's first 100 days in office 💯
- An admitted fraudster has access to Trump through his wife's job at Mar-a-Lago — and he's tried to use it to his advantage.
- Arkansas executed Kenneth Williams Thursday night — just days before one of the state's execution drugs expires.
- Fyre Festival — organized by Ja Rule and billed as a luxury event — has turned into a total shitshow and people are livid 💸😱