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I got this tattoo after my cat passed away. It’s been a year and I love it more and more each day!

Most shampoos and conditioners contain some type of silicone. This silicone coats your hair and causes the appearance of soft,silky smooth hair. While silicone does not damage hair, it can weigh long fine hair down, making it dull and drab. I recently switched to using silicone-free… Read More

My family exchanged white elephant gifts a few years back. I ended up with a singing and dancing flower pot which I thought was better than the urn my sister got...until it went off at 2 in the morning and wouldn't turn shut off. I promise nothing sounds louder than a singing flower… Read More

One night my little sister called me into her room to look for "monsters" under the bed. She was a little old to be scared of monsters, but I obliged. So I crouched onto the ground and looked under her bed. Right In arms reach was her old Halloween costume mask, a werewolf. So I discretely… Read More

"What a fun, sexy time for you." -George Micheal

I'm short so my whole body is tinier than normal sized humans, including my stomach. I can get full off of kids meals which are so much cheaper than regular meals.

Don't untangle your wet hair with a brush! Always use a wide tooth comb; its gentler and avoids further damaging split ends.

Opened google and searched "penis" on a coworker's computer.

I fell in love with my body when I broke up with my mentally abusive boyfriend. I realized I could wear whatever I wanted and look absolutely fabulous in it. I could wear as much makeup as I wanted or as little as I wanted. I didn't need his approval to feel beautiful.

I was 17 and hanging out with my boyfriend. I was super excited for my first New Year's Eve kiss but when the timeme I bit his lip a little too hard and he