Response to If You Fail This Quiz You’re An Asshole:
I’m not going to give an extra five bucks, but that’s because I’m broke and five bucks is normally what I’m carrying around in the first place. If it was a dollar or I had enough money to be able to pay for them, I’ll give it up, but I’m not going to light myself on fire to keep a stranger warm, nor am I going to give up my five dollars worth of groceries/gas in order to pay for their own. As for the parked car thing, I just remain in because I’m terrified I’ll accidentally hit someone if they’re parked too close and wait for me to move, and the last time I rushed like that in a parking garage I ended up fucking up my car door something awful. It’s not their fault I’m a shitty driver, but me taking my time and not causing a fender-bender is the best option overall. I will respect being an asshole for the carts thing though. That is something I’m trying to fix and doing a better job, but I still do it too often because I am thoughtless and terrible.
Especially after you ask them, repeatedly, if they want food and offer to pay for it. Like, if you’re hungry, accept the meal or ask, if not, then don’t take food and laugh when people get mad at you. What’s wrong with you?
It looks like she had a glass or pyrex loaf pan, actually.
Stop being a lazy ass and using ‘women’s work lol’ as an excuse to make other people cook for you, Joey.
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