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I'm apathetic to the point of being semi-conscious. I'm cynical, depraved and hateful. You won't like me. I don't mind, because I don't like you either. I don't like the way you aren't cleaning my clothes or making me a sammich. I don't like the way you fart and think it's cute or funny. I don't like your face, your voice or that fucking look you give me that makes me want to eat your brains with a spoon. I'm actually a very nice girl if you're not an absolute cretin. I don't kill people, I've never raped someone, I'm not trying to overthrow any governments and I don't deal or partake in illegal substances. Be sure to relay that to the police if they ask about me. I like rainbows and sunsets. I like long walks on the beach and the rain, and I like listening to people. I'm not religious, but I don't have a problem with those that are. It's not their fault that they're indoctrinated from birth into a cult with the sole intention of brainwashing as many people as possible. I like Buddhism. I search for peace, calm and enlightenment, and if you get in my way I'll murder your pets and mail them to you in pieces. I have nice doctors. They keep trying to say that I'm bi-polar, that I have anxiety and anger issues, but I think I'm a very well-adjusted person. Even though they slander me, I bought one of them a christmas present and a card, only partially to make up for sticking that paperclip in his eye. Well, gotta go...
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