During my epidural, I got nauseous and started to pass out. The docs were like "You can't lay down on the floor, you have a needle in your spine." And I was like "No, I'm going to lay down on the floor, it'll be cool. It's fine." I got to try smelling salts, tho. Those things work!
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It took me 31 years of living on this planet before I learned that ceiling fans spin in two directions, and you're supposed to change it with the seasons. Counterclockwise in the summer to create a cool downward airflow. Clockwise in the winter to circulate the warm air. I had NO…Â
After some 28 hours in labor, barfing on my midwife, passing out, and what felt like 2 hours of pushing, my daughter finally arrived. While all the post-birth pushing and sewing was taking place, about 5 nurses rushed in to examine and clean my newborn because she had pooped in the…Â
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