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What Member Of The AZA 31st Regional Board Of ONR Are You?

Find out which DAMAGS member you are!

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  1. Where will you be in 10 Years?

    No, being Regional Director of ONR doesn't count.

    No, being Regional Director of ONR doesn't count.

    Hopefully having my life together
    Probably dead, but hopefully alive
    Hopefully somewhere with a solid stock of kosher deli meat.
    Famous in LA, living the dream
    Living life like a baller, probably a little taller
    Manager of Ace Hardware
  2. If you could live in one video game, what game would it be?

    Note: most chapters would rather play video games than real life video games. Samson learned that the tough way. Don't be like Samson.

    Note: most chapters would rather play video games than real life video games. Samson learned that the tough way. Don't be like Samson.

    Cooking Mama, because I would be the mom and get to eat all the food
    FIFA, I want to ball against Messi
    Definitely Mario Brothers, gotta go with the classic
    Legend of Zelda, no doubt
    Super Smash Bros., who wouldn’t want to battle Sonic and Kirby?
    Lego Star Wars. It's part Lego, part Star Wars
  3. What cartoon character best describes you?

    Probably not one of the above video game characters.

    Probably not one of the above video game characters.

    Butthead from Beavis and Butthead
    Bugs Bunny
    Spider-Man
    Peter Griffin
    Tom from Tom and Jerry
    Danny Phantom
  4. What is your ideal Friday night like?

    Shabbat Shalom!

    Shabbat Shalom!

    Shabbat Dinner and a movie
    If I'm not at work, kicking back and chilling with my friends.
    Swensons with my boys
    Going to a school basketball game and eating challah
    Building a grill at Ace Hardware
    Family Shabbat dinner with my mom followed by 2 hours of Netflix.
  5. What song lyric best describes you?

    The lyrics to the Hamotzi is not an option

    The lyrics to the Hamotzi is not an option

    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Living like we’re renegades
    Do it all day, A-Peterson, because I’m tryna get paid like Revis did
    I'm on a pursuit of happiness
    Tag on your soul, everybody got a price
    I give it up to God, and he always replies
  6. What's the best meal you've ever had?

    Excluding break fast from Yom Kippur

    Excluding break fast from Yom Kippur

    A burger from the Annex Bar in Solon
    I've had too many good meals to chose just one.
    I just like steak.
    Cajun salmon?
    A filet mignon from somewhere
    A pizza from Pizza Fire
  7. What's your favorite vegetable?

    Do cucumbers count?

    Do cucumbers count?

    Do beans count? If so, I'll take beans.
    Edamame
    Not applicable, I hate vegetables
    Carrots
    Potatoes
    Asparagus
  8. What is your favorite motto?

    YOLO amirite ladies

    YOLO amirite ladies

    Better pizza, better ingredients, Papa John's
    Yeahyeahyeah
    Shalom Chaverim
    I live for the uncomfortable moments
    Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
    If the loser were the winner, I'd be the winner
  9. If you could own any animal as a pet, what would it be?

    Does Mike Steklof count?

    Does Mike Steklof count?

    Chimpanzee
    Jaguar
    Definitely a dog
    A human
    Geese
    Chester Cheetah
  10. What's your favorite Netflix series?

    Is Big Maxie Talks on Netflix?

    Is Big Maxie Talks on Netflix?

    Weeds
    How I Met Your Mother
    Dr Who
    House of Cards
    Futurama
    The Office
  11. What movie star do you share the most similar personality with?

    Does Mike Steklof count?

    Does Mike Steklof count?

    Mathew McConaughey
    Jim Carrey
    Dave Franco
    On a good day, Seth Rogan. On a bad day, Queen Latifah
    Taylor Lautner
    Adam Sandler
  12. If you were a snack food, what food would you be?

    Is snack food redundant?

    Is snack food redundant?

    Goldfish
    Ritz Bits
    Triscuits
    Andy Capp's Hot Fries
    Gogo Squeeze Applesauce
    Sunflower seeds
  13. If you could be any candy, what would you be?

    It's too hard to pick just one, we know

    It's too hard to pick just one, we know

    Pretzel M&M’s
    Trolli Gummy Worms
    Cookies and Cream Hershey's Bar
    Reese's Cups
    Heath bar
    Snickers
  14. What's your favorite part about BBYO?

    The acronyms, duh.

    The acronyms, duh.

    All of my friends
    Perlman
    Filling out funny Buzzfeed quizzes
    Being able to make new friends!
    Programming
    Going to an airport and having friends from every city on the screen

What Member Of The AZA 31st Regional Board Of ONR Are You?

You got: Alex Goldstein

Oh hey! You're a pretty dynamic and fun-loving guy who genuinely cares about those around you. Stay classy

Alex Goldstein
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You got: Andrew Feldman

What a guy. Big personality. Short body. Hey, there's other things to life than being insanely, ridiculously tall.

Andrew Feldman
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You got: David Wittenberg

DWitty. Mudflap. I can't keep up with the nicknames. The more important RAG from Berger, but by far the ugliest.

David Wittenberg
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You got: Sam Shkolnik

The best thing from Akron since Swensons. If you're looking for a character, this is your guy. A confident and collected man.

Sam Shkolnik
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You got: Gabe Shapera

You're an NJB- Noble, Jewish, and blessed. Keep it up and the sky's the limit. Or maybe not. Idk man.

Gabe Shapera
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You got: Max Alter

You might be rapping somewhere. You might be vlogging somewhere else. But, we know for a fact that you don't have your shirt on.

Max Alter
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