Spring is upon us
And with that comes Spring cleaning
Nothing can slow you down today
1. So you open up with some light negotiations…
“If you stay in that corner, I won’t kill you… I’ll never kill any spiders again… I’ll buy you licorice… Please for the love of GOD stay in that corner!”
But the détente doesn’t last long
2. Don’t worry! It’s Vacuum time!
And of course the inevitable happens…
But even Kitty Fett is foiled by this demon spider from hell
6. Shame your cat and show him how its done
(Improvise with household items if necessary)
And of course you’re still freaked…
10. Show that spider who is boss and rage on it!
12. Grab your feline friend and celebrate your victory over the Spider Intruder
But stay frosty, Kitty Fett…
Because next time its all YOU!
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