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37 Things You Never Knew You Needed For Your Desk

Who's about to have the coolest desk ever? Y-O-U.

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1. A balloon pin house that Carl Fredricksen would appreciate.

Kevin the bird would probably try to eat it.

Get it from Clive Roddy on Etsy for $20.

2. A whole solar system of erasers.

Get them from Amazon for $10.81.

3. A completely fucking awesome set of pencils for writing shit down.

Get them from Amazon for $12.95.

4. An organizer to make paying your bills a bit more bearable.

There's twelve sections (for each month of the year).

Get it from Paperchase for $14.25.

5. A sloth notebook to write in verrryyyyyyyyy slooooooooooly.

There's 160 pages and a lil' pocket on the inside of the back cover.

Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

6. A set of eight pens that look like they belong at a confectionary.

Get them from Amazon for $7.49.

7. And a set of pens that'll make you want to start saving up for a trip to paris.

Get them from Amazon for $8.99.

8. A calendar that will inspire you to read more in 2017.

The literary ladies = Jane Austen, Virginia Woolf, Emily Dickinson, Maya Angelou, Sylvia Plath, Emily Bronte, Ayn Rand, L.M. Montgomery, J.K. Rowling, Mary Shelley, Laura Ingalls Wilder, and Gertrude Stein.

Get it from Idlewild Co. on Etsy for $28.

9. The only cell phone holder on earth that you'd want to snuggle up with.

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Get it from Amazon for $3.25.

10. A wall-mounted organizer to corral clips, rubber bands, tacks, and other small accessories.

Get it from The Container Store for $17.99.

11. A print depicting iconic foods from The Office: from pretzels to mixed berry yogurt.

Get it from Roaring Softly on Etsy for $12+.


I had a hard time deciding what gif to go with. I hope you respect my choice.

12. A pocket knife that'll come in handy during desk-side luncheons.

It includes a knife, fork, big spoon, little spoon, light, cork screw, and more.

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

13. A ~reinvention~ of the classic lined notebook.

Maybe you'll be inspired to be more creative due to the different formations of lines on every page.

Get one from Designboom for $12.

14. A leaf-shaped pen that also makes a fine bookmark.

Get it from Fallindesign for $8.90.

15. A strawberry-shaped mouse that'll plug into Apple or PC computers via a USB cord.

Get it from Ban.Do for $10.

16. Colorful geometric-print adhesive point tabs to help you mark important passages in reports (or textbooks).

Get them from The Container Store for $5.99.

17. A bronze pencil holder that'll keep your desk organized *and* pretty damn fancy.

Get it from Anthropologie for $48.

18. A rubber doughnut with push pin sprinkles.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.

19. A whale of a good stapler.

Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

20. A tissue dispenser that'll make you smile even when you have a cold.

....a time when you definitely need a good reason to smile.

Get it from Amazon for $9.79 (available in four different colors).

21. A family of birds who would rather feast on rubber bands or paper clips than worms.

Can you blame them?

Get it from Animi Causa for $28.95.

22. A print of Fox Mulder's office to hang up in *your* office.

The art is out there.

Get it from Beautiful Peace on Etsy for $13.79.


Want an actual "I Want To Belive" poster? Here ya go.

23. Pads of butter to write on (rather than slather on).

Get it from Amazon for $8.72.

24. A set for playing a few rousing rounds of desktop croquet.

When the boss is away... play croquet.

Get it from Uncommon Goods for $30.

25. A fluffy exercise ball desk chair that's sure to be the envy of everyone who sits in your section of the office.|chairs

If the fluffiness is a bit much for you, there's six other cover options.

Get it from PBteen for $119.

26. A pencil holder that'll get the John Lennon song stuck in your head.

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Get it from Design Atelier Article on Etsy for $49.

27. A fox who'll detach his tail so you can use it as a pen.

He's willing to sacrifice for the written word.

Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

28. A fold-down desk that's perfect for not-so-spacious home offices.

Get it from Amazon for $123.87.

29. A retro landline phone with push buttons and a metallic copper finish.

Get it from CB2 for $89.95.

30. A notebook that's practically perfect in every way.

Get it from Draw Me A Song on Etsy for $18.

31. A weekly planner pad for cataloging all your poor choices.

Get it from Buy Olympia for $18.

32. A tablet case you can doodle on.

Scribble away with the special (washable) pens the case comes with and when you're done, throw it in the washing machine and start again.

Get it from Eat Sleep Doodle for $14.95.

33. A rubber eraser that'll allow you to "Gogh and erase your mistakes."

Get it from Amazon for $11.96.

34. A puzzle calendar you can arrange (and rearrange) whenever the mood strikes.

Get it from Buy Olympia for $26.

35. Adorable pens for the cat moms (and dads) of the world.

Get them from Lemon Cat on Etsy for $2.50.

36. A topographic cork board shaped like the United States.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $98.

37. And a bendy, Bluetooth, water and dust-proof keyboard.

Get it from Amazon for $28.99.

Want more? I'm not surprised. Check out "33 Awesome And Inexpensive Things You Need For Your Office."

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