1. Ice cream cones that have lipgloss on one end and a pen on the other.

2. A sweatshirt that'll remind you to be yourself.

3. A pet rock you can wear around your neck.

4. A wee narwhal nightlight for anyone who's still a little afraid of the dark.

5. A series of prints that combine cats with food.

6. A set of pencils for the person whose favorite words are the four letter ones.

7. A backpack that looks like an ice cream sandwich.

8. A calendar with personality.

9. A pair of "Spocks" to keep your feet warm.

10. Glassware that looks as drunk as you are.

12. A journal to keep track of all the delicious things you eat.

13. A tank of "jellyfish" to keep on your desk.


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14. A personalized rolling pin.

15. An undead cribbage board.

16. An elephant mug with a built-in compartment to put your tea bag in.

17. A mouse pad featuring the best quartet in television history.

18. A baby sloth bowl to store your rings in.

19. A hypnotizing print.

20. A unicorn with a corkscrew horn.

21. A meow-some set of highlighters.

22. A poster featuring a map to the introvert's heart.

23. A mug to help you make the perfect Bloody Mary.


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24. A tentacle that squirms when you plug it into a USB port.
25. A set of pins featuring the Ronettes.

26. An Ewok coin purse.

27. A headband straight from the Cretaceous period.

28. A zine about butts.

29. And a T-shirt featuring your new life's motto.
