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21 Products That Will Do The Talking For You

Talk to the products (because the face just doesn't want to hear it).

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1. A tote with a small request.

2. A mug with an oh-so-sincere apology.

3. A scrolling LED light badge that'll make all your introductions for you.

4. A muscle tee that'll let everyone know your current relationship status.

5. A miniature cinema marquee light you can change the letters on whenever the mood strikes you.

6. A very blunt pair of slip-on sneakers.

7. A pin to wear the next time you're reading in a coffee shop.

8. Socks that'll help you tell the world what your favorite kind of vegetable is.

9. A tee with a casual (floral) reminder.

10. A can koozie printed with a pretty legit wish (when it comes to some people).

11. A message board that'll act as your own personal butler.

12. A travel cup to sip from in the direction of somebody cute on the train.

13. A print that knows your taste in food.

14. A cup to brandish when someone asks you why you're so dressed up.

15. A tee to wear on Monday mornings.

16. A decanter set that will prevent people from asking, "Can I have some?"

17. A tee with a breaking news report.

18. A banner to inform your guests of the rules of the house.

19. A mug to help you duck (or should I say, "swim") out of plans.

20. A tote to let everyone you pass know that you are (sadly) not living your dream.

21. And a doormat that says it all.

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