1. A petite (two quarts, to be exact) slow cooker that costs less than $10 (seriously!).
2. Socks for someone who loves anything and everything related to Disney princesses.
3. A tin of bandages that definitely isn't as loathsome as a toad.
4. A 💕romantic pair💕 of keychains to share with the one you love.
5. A Yellow Submarine mug that ~reveals~ the Beatles in the portholes when you pour in a hot liquid.
6. A "millipede" to help you yank all the gunk up and out of your drain.
7. A balm for bearded folk who want to soften, shape, style, or condition their facial hair.
8. Sticky notes that'll definitely come in handy when finals roll around.
9. A truly dope backless one-piece.
10. A mist that keeps your face from looking super shiny, sets makeup, and provides SPF 50 protection.
11. A Gulpy water bottle for keeping your pooch hydrated during hikes or trips to the park.
12. A treatment to help strengthen hair that's been dyed a LOT.
13. 240 gel pens. TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY GEL PENS.
14. A book of vouchers to give to your lover.
15. A watch that's classy AF *and* waterproof.
16. A bonsai-shaped lamp for anyone who can't manage to keep an actual bonsai tree alive.
17. A daily moisturizer that won't make your skin feel greasy (thank goodness).
18. A set of 12 sheet masks with a variety of different scents (cucumber, pomegranate, tea tree, etc.) and uses (soothing, refining, brightening, etc.).
19. A minimalist planner that may (may!) help you be more organized in 2017.
20. A copy of Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale to read before the series premieres on Hulu.
21. An oh-so-satisfying scrub that'll get all the dead skin off your face.
22. Inexpensive flower-shaped string lights to decorate your bed frame — or even a mirror — in your room.
23. A two-piece bathing suit that'll make you feel like a retro pinup girl.
24. An acrylic cosmetic organizer with over 10 different compartments.
25. A cheap pair of wireless headphones that actually work.
26. A tray to bring your watching-Netflix-in-bed situation to the next level.
27. And the most adorable planter you've ever seen.
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