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23 Products Everyone Who Hates Everyone Needs To Own

Just leave me alone.

1. A scarf to scare chatty folks away.

2. A tee that understands your personal hell.

3. Pencils for when you're exhausted from dealing with literally everyone.

4. A bracelet stamped with your *true* name.

5. A hoodie for someone who'd rather be abducted by aliens than work on a group project.

6. A giant body pillow for those times when you actually want to cuddle.

7. And a pillow that's an extra-strength defense against bullshit.

8. A pair of gloves that will do all your talking for you.

9. A tent to turn your bed into an escape pod.

Get it from Amazon for $129.99 (available in twin, twin XL, full, or queen... plus a variety of different colors).

10. A tote for anyone who prefers the company of canines.

11. A bottle opener made for drinking alone.

Pop some tops and then hang it on your door. These brews are just for you.

Get it from Amazon for $6.05.

12. A laptop sticker to help you avoid small talk when you're working in a coffee shop.

13. An ostrich pillow that lets you hide your head in the "sand."

14. A baseball tee to gesture to when someone invades your personal bubble.

15. And a decal to guard your door for you.

Get it from Iinky on Etsy for $14.99.

16. An adorable brooch to communicate how antisocial you are.

17. Wrapping paper to use when someone forces you to go to a party.

18. Socks for those who prefer to be a party of one.

19. A set of prints featuring famous recluses.

20. A print celebrating the sweet sound of silence.

21. A pin featuring a quote from The Man Who Came to Dinner that'll make you say, "Me."

22. And a pin for anyone who knows that one doesn't have to be the loneliest number.

Harry Nilsson totally had it wrong.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.

23. And a mug featuring a plant who's as antisocial as you are.

Bye forever.

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