Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed 1. Petite pickle slices for your earlobes. etsy.com Price: $12.75 2. A card to send to your pickle eating partner in crime. etsy.com So sweet yet so sour.Price: $4.50 3. A pickle fork you hang right from the jar. amazon.com amazon.com Make pickle snacking even easier.Price: $6.99 4. A tea towel for wiping up spilled pickle juice. etsy.com Price: $18 5. A pen to write your grocery list with. amazon.com To buy: pickles, pickles... even more pickles.Price: $5.39 6. Soap spears you can use in the shower. etsy.com Price: $6 7. A cheery pillow to cuddle with on your couch. etsy.com Price: $45 8. An apron to protect your clothing from pickle juice stains. etsy.com Price: $65 9. Pickle-print Duck Tape for repairs around the house. amazon.com Price: $5.19 10. And pickle bandages for repairs on your body. mcphee.com Price: $5.95 11. A wallet to store your pickle-buying funds in. etsy.com Price: $16 12. A pickle stopper to seal up an open bottle. amazon.com Price: $10.81 13. A musical game to play with your pickle-loving friends. ssww.com Like Hot Potato... only with a better food.Price: $14.99 14. A beautiful print to hang in your kitchen. victorygardenoftomorrow.com Price: $20 15. A pickle light you can plug into any USB port. mcphee.com What a beautiful green glow.Price: $8.95 16. A sweet card for a pregnant friend with cravings. etsy.com Price: $4 17. A giant pickle you can spoon with. etsy.com 3 feet of pickle to love.Price: $118 18. A classy sterling silver charm to add a bracelet. etsy.com Every other charm just pales in comparison to this beauty.Price: $13.95 19. A set of pickle stickers. etsy.com They'll stick to your computer just like that scrumptious pickle taste sticks to your mouth. Price: $3 20. A tote bag featuring the chillest pickle on earth. etsy.com Price: $15 21. Napkins for an elegant pickle dinner party. etsy.com What do you mean you've never attended one of those!?!Price: $6 22. Seasoning salt that will make your popcorn taste like pickles. surlatable.com Everything should taste like pickles, tbh.Price: $5 23. A charming brooch to pin onto a jacket or tote. etsy.com To hell with raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Maria Von Trapp should have been singing about pickles.Price: $8.87 24. A pickle that can yodel. mcphee.com It "yodels its little heart out at the push of a button."Price: $12.95 25. Dill pickle flavored lip gloss. etsy.com So you'll always have the taste of pickles on your lips.Price: $4 26. A catnip-filled toy to let your pet in on all the pickle fun. etsy.com Price: $8.99 27. Finally, some finger coverings that will turn you into Edward Picklehands. mcphee.com Finger licking good.Price: $4.95 Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Dill with it.