1. For being the last one to roll in to the office on a daily basis.
2. For when you turn down plans because you're "busy," but "busy" just means sitting with your cats and watching Netflix.
3. For having "no less than two scars from craft related injuries."
4. For having an Instagram feed that's at least 65% pictures of yourself.
5. For when you start to get a bit aroused when you walk by the cheese counter at Whole Foods.
6. For when you get tipsy and send off a string of gibberish messages to everyone on your contacts list.
7. For never feeling the painful crunch of colliding with an open taxi door as you pedal home.
8. For being able to "hip-hop, bebop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo make a wicked cup of cocoa."
9. For reading the Harry Potter books so many times that you have all of the spells memorized.
10. For paying extra for guac each and every time you go to Chipotle.
11. For when you slip a little something into your coffee and your juice and your soda...
12. For when--after yet another horrible Tinder date--you finally get your priorities in order.
13. For when you reach the end of your lengthy quest to find the perfect shade of red lipstick.
14. For when you sneak into the hotel pool late at night and "forget" to put on a bathing suit.
15. For keeping LOST and Charlie's memory in your heart forever and always.
16. For surviving the Zombie Apocalypse much, much longer than Lori Grimes did.
17. For when you put together the perfect mix for a cross-country road trip.
18. For when you figure out how to respond to some dude who tries to talk to you when you're reading on the subway.
19. For when the succulent you keep on your desk stays alive for over a month.
20. For when you actually manage to eat the recommended daily amount of fruits and vegetables.
21. For when your coffee mug is basically one with your hand.
22. For when your mind immediately jumps to "aliens" whenever you're asked why something happened.
23. For when you watch so many Wes Anderson movies that you actually start to become a Wes Anderson character.
24. For when your dancing makes everyone else in the vicinity increasingly uncomfortable.
25. For when your fingers are permanently paint-stained and you're using knitting needles to hold up your hair.
26. For always keeping in the cutoff spirit even in the deepest depths of winter.
27. For eating two packages of bacon in one sitting.
28. For always being at least four steps ahead of the trends.
29. For when you're almost to third base before you realize you're on a blanket in the middle of a crowded beach.
