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1. A cellphone case featuring a cartoon Freddie "Mercury."
threadless.com
🎵 We are the chemical elements, my friends... 🎵
Price: $32
2. A tee covered with some molecules in the process of bonding.
threadless.com
C2H6O = the formula for making new friends (or enemies, depending on how you get when you're drunk).
Price: $25
3. A print that's simultaneously dead and alive.
6. A stuffed Nikola Tesla and a Emmy Noether paper doll.
7. A sweet shower curtain.
cdn.society6.com
For your mathematical mate.
Price: $68
8. Giant microbes you can cuddle with.
firebox.com
E. coli
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Diarrhea
Literally the only time in your life when you'll actually *want* to cuddle with diarrhea.
Price: $13.69
9. A print for anyone who likes pizza as much as they like math.
society6.com
Price: $15
11. Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton battling on a shirt.
12. A print for the purine to your pyrimidine.
13. A book for your little nuclear physicist.
"Honey! Come quick! Ludo just said 'big bang'!"
Price: $44
14. A shirt with the golden section to wear over your "golden sections."
15. A spoon stamped with an updated version of a Four Tops's lyric.
16. A slice of pi pie to hang on your wall.
18. A mug with a citrusy algebraic equation.
19. A tee for someone who's never wrong.
spreadshirt.com
TBH, you probably shouldn't get a know-it-all this shirt: it'll just make them even more insufferable.
Price: $17.94
20. A lunch bag that knows what goes down in the mitochondrion.
21. Some punny science stickers.
lookhuman.com
These definitely fall into the "so bad they're good" category.
Price: $7.50
22. A spice rack to make your kitchen more like a lab.
modcloth.com
Just be sure you fill up the Th vial with thyme instead of thorium.
Price: $54.99
23. A print of a mouse doing some very heavy thinking.
society6.com
Price: $14.56
24. The perfect mug to drink coffee out of.
25. An electron-rich cross stitch pattern.
26. A tee with a statistical dinosaur.
etsy.com
There's also a Stegonormalus tee.
Price: $18
