1. Soap that'll compliment you and insult you at the SAME TIME.
2. A style station to hold your hair tools (and cool them down).
3. A towel wrap that's almost as pretty as an *actual* dress.
4. A trashcan that'll make you feel athletic whenever you throw away a tissue.
6. A hamper who looks very hungry...for dirty clothes.
7. And a hamper that has a hook built right into the top (so you can easily hang it from a doorknob).
8. An over-the-door shower caddy system for people who don't have a cabinet or closet in their bathroom.
9. Some soap that'll help your guests get out all those damned spots.
10. StickOnPods to turn your cabinets into storage space for your makeup collection.
11. Bottle couplers to help you get every. last. drop. of your favorite shampoo out of the bottle.
Get it from Amazon for $4.99.
12. And some fish squeezers to help you get every last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
13. Sea creature foot scrubbers made from terracotta that'll reallllllly help you get rid of all that dead skin.
14. Twigs made of steel to hold necklaces, bracelets, earrings, and other accessories.
15. A towel that will finally (AT LONG LAST!!!!) turn you into a mermaid.
16. A toilet brush holder that miraculously manages to be...cute.
Bet you never thought you'd find yourself saying "aww" about a toilet brush holder.
Get it from Amazon for $17.64.
17. Beauty cases to store all your fruity lipgloss in.
18. A fish soap holder whose "ribs" help water to drain (so your soap lasts longer).
20. A colorful shower curtain that may inspire some singing.
21. Or a shower curtain that'll turn your bathroom into a certain swampy planet.
23. A nail dryer that automatically turns on when you place your fingertips on the nail pad.
Or a variety of Adventure Time characters.
Get them from Seams Geeky for $22.
25. A cell phone case to use when you're sitting in the bath (if you drop it into the tub with you, nbd — it's waterproof).
26. A print featuring a handy top knots guide to look at before you style your hair in the morning.
28. A ladybug who'll hold three toothbrushes in its spots.
29. A pair of toenail clippers that has toes! A pair of fingernail clippers that has fingers!
Get them from Amazon for $5.
30. A nail file that'll have you heading to the ice cream parlor as soon as you finish your manicure.
31. Vinyl decals to add a message to any tiles in your bathroom.
Get them from Made Of Sundays on Etsy for $3.44+.
32. A mat that knows how you feel when you stop out of the shower.
33. And sweet little critters who vomit toothpaste.
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