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22 Perfect Valentines For People Who Have No Time For Feelings

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Posted on February 07, 2016, 14:01 GMT

Mallory McInnis

BuzzFeed Staff

1. For the Valentine who needs to save money.

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2. For the Valentine who ~excites~ you.

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3. For the Valentine who'll get you where you need to go.

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4. For the Valentine with an interest in zoology.

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5. For the messy Valentine.

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6. For the Valentine who thinks that slow and steady wins the race.

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7. For the Valentine you want to get skeletal with.

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8. For the Valentine who would appreciate a bit of scatological humor.

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9. For the Valentine you pester.

Get it here.

10. And for the Valentine who pesters you.

Get it here.

11. For the Valentine you have whale-y strong feelings for.

Get it here.

12. For the Valentine you're somewhat ambivalent about.

Get it here.

13. For the Valentine who could be an extra in a Tim Burton movie.

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14. For the Valentine who appreciates poetry.

Get it here.

15. For the Valentine you have no regrets about.

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16. For the Valentine who makes some missteps.

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17. For the Valentine who needs some direction.

Get it here.

18. For the Valentine with one thing on their mind.

Get it here.

19. For the Valentine who needs a formal invitation.

Get it here.

20. For the Valentine who may be feeling sheepish.

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21. For the valentine who better be thanking their lucky stars.

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22. For the Valentine you're always texting the eggplant emoji to.

🍆 🍆 🍆🍆 🍆Get it here.

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