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51 Gifts You’d Actually Want To Find In Your Christmas Stocking

You're gonna need a bigger stocking.

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1. A container of blotting papers that's so cute, you'll actually want to have a shiny face.

Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

2. A pin inspired by one of the best moments in one of the best Christmas movies.

Get it from Tees and Tank You on Etsy for $10.

New Line Cinema

Narwhals are so sweet. And real (yes, they're real).

3. A silicone mat to help you get each and every bristle of your makeup brushes nice and clean.

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

4. Charms featuring mascots from the four Hogwarts houses.

Get them from Sushi Studios for $6.46.

5. Two different styles of Harry Potter themed playing cards.

Get them both on Amazon for $7.15 and $5.99.

6. And a candle that smells like pumpkin pasties.

Get it from Snows Cut Soaps on Etsy for $8.50 (also available in lemon sweets and chocolate frog).

7. Pens that "write" in stickers instead of ink.

Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

8. Ginormous slices of fruit to support your neck on a long flight or bus ride.

Get them from Amazon for $14.99.

9. A gorgeous keyboard cover a unicorn would love.

Unfortunately — due to their hooves — unicorns are unable to use standard keyboards.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.

10. And a flask that looks like it should contain a magic potion instead of alcohol.

Although I suppose you could call *alcohol* a magic potion. Of sorts.

Get it from Amazon for $10.95.

11. A bag of pumpkin seeds for someone who watched the David S. Pumpkins SNL sketch about 103 times.

Is this how they came up with the name David S. Pumpkins?

Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $19.98.


Any questions?

12. Earrings for anyone who loves coffee as much as Rory and Lorelai.

Get them from Juniper and Ivy on Etsy for $12.

13. A sweet cat-shaped ceramic dish to store rings and other small pieces of jewelry on.

Get it from West Elm for $13.

14. Socks covered with put in a stocking.

Get them from Sock Fame on Etsy for $10.

15. Drumstick pens for making music at your desk (and possibly annoying your coworkers).

Get them from Amazon for $8.

16. A Pusheen wristlet for those days when you don't have a lot to carry.

Just the necessities...and Pusheen. Who — let's be real — is also a necessity.

Get it from Amazon for $11.05.

17. Magnets that'll turn your fridge into a giant Tetris game.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $8.

18. An "illustrated celebration" of redheads (for your favorite ginger).

Get it from Amazon for $9.17.

19. A sleep mask that'll have you feeling fancy AF at bedtime.

Get it from H&M for $6.99.

20. Tea towels you can have personalized with the name of your pet.

Get them from West Elm for $12.

21. A bread cutter with a cheesy grin.

Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

22. A sleep mask that (OMG!) comes in a bubble-tea-shaped container.

Get it from Amazon for $10.78.

23. A puzzle cube that'll give you a hankering for a snack.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.

24. A pin to wear until the dice read five or eight.

Get it from Hopesick on Etsy for $7.50.

TriStar Pictures

If you end up getting the *actual* Jumanji game for Christmas, please do not play anywhere within 30 miles of where I'll be spending the holidays. I don't wish to be consumed by one of those terrifying plants that tried to eat Peter or have a mosquito with a stinger the size of a meat thermometer attempt to suck my blood.

25. A Popsocket to help you keep a grip on your cell phone (so you don't shatter your screen for the 10th time).

Get it from Amazon for $9.36.

26. A bear, a rabbit, a fox, and a deer who want to help someone write a masterpiece.

They're pencils. In case you couldn't tell.

Get them from Amazon for $9.14.

27. A contemplative fried shrimp plush.

What's he thinking about so seriously?

Get him from Amazon for $9.38.

28. Elephant socks that'll make you want to show off your ankles.

Get them from Amazon for $10.99.

29. And pairs of pachyderm-shaped pencil sharpeners.

Get a set of four from Amazon for $8.90.

30. A hedgehog-shaped multi-tool with about 40 different functions (jk, it's more like 8, but still).

Get it from The Grommet for $12.

31. A Totoro power bank for charging your phone in the most adorable way possible.

Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

32. A jumprope with iridescent rainbow handles.

Get it from World Market for $4.99.

33. A mirror for someone who would rather take beauty tips from Ursula than Ariel.

Get it from BoxLunch for $7.42.

34. A lad with a passion in his pants that he's not afraid to show.

The passion is for butter.

Get him from Amazon for $7.99.

35. A coloring book to use while you watch The Great British Bake Off.

Get it from Amazon for $10.34.

36. A miniature cactus jigsaw puzzle that comes in a little tube instead of a box.

Get it from Papersource for $7.95.

37. And an incredibly interesting book about villainous plants.

Get it from Amazon for $14.34.

38. A bear-shaped baby rattle made with chemical-free rubber wood.

Get it from Amazon for $11.14 (it's also available in a variety of other creatures and shapes).


Get it from Think Geek for $2.49.

40. And a box of ~encouragemints~.

Thanks for the support, Fred.

Get them from Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $3.

41. Sheet masks that'll make you look like a panda, pug, cat, or seal while you wear them.

Get the set from Amazon for $7.99.

42. A jaw-some shark puppet.

Get it from The Land of Nod for $5.95.

43. Dividers for people who abhor the idea of different foods intermingling on a plate.

Them: "It's all going to the same place, Ludo!"

Ludo: 😠 *grumbles incoherently*

Get them from Amazon for $10.99.

44. A carrot stick container with a special section for dip or hummus.

Get it from Amazon for $12.50.

45. A stationery set that'll allow golfers to get a little bit of putting practice in at work.

Get it from BoxLunch for $6.67.

46. A pretty pastel hairband to improve even the worst hair days.

Get it from H&M for $9.99.

47. The perfect kitchen timers for bakers.

Get them from World Market for $13.98.

48. Claws for anyone who wants to feel more like Wolverine in the kitchen.

Get them from Amazon for $12.95.

49. Fun stickers to customize iPhone chargers and earbuds.

Get a set of four from Amazon for $12.95.

50. Gummies for anyone who's ever wondered what it would be like to *chew* rosé.

Get them from Paper Source for $9.95.

51. And an "F" bomb that won't get you in trouble for swearing.

Get it from Hot Topic for $7.42.

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