51 Gifts You’d Actually Want To Find In Your Christmas Stocking
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2. A pin inspired by one of the best moments in one of the best Christmas movies.
Get it from Tees and Tank You on Etsy for $10.
Narwhals are so sweet. And real (yes, they're real).
3. A silicone mat to help you get each and every bristle of your makeup brushes nice and clean.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
4. Charms featuring mascots from the four Hogwarts houses.
Get them from Sushi Studios for $6.46.
5. Two different styles of Harry Potter themed playing cards.
6. And a candle that smells like pumpkin pasties.
Get it from Snows Cut Soaps on Etsy for $8.50 (also available in lemon sweets and chocolate frog).
7. Pens that "write" in stickers instead of ink.
Get them from Amazon for $7.99.
8. Ginormous slices of fruit to support your neck on a long flight or bus ride.
Get them from Amazon for $14.99.
9. A gorgeous keyboard cover a unicorn would love.
Unfortunately — due to their hooves — unicorns are unable to use standard keyboards.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.
10. And a flask that looks like it should contain a magic potion instead of alcohol.
Although I suppose you could call *alcohol* a magic potion. Of sorts.
Get it from Amazon for $10.95.
11. A bag of pumpkin seeds for someone who watched the David S. Pumpkins SNL sketch about 103 times.
Is this how they came up with the name David S. Pumpkins?
Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $19.98.
Any questions?
12. Earrings for anyone who loves coffee as much as Rory and Lorelai.
Get them from Juniper and Ivy on Etsy for $12.
13. A sweet cat-shaped ceramic dish to store rings and other small pieces of jewelry on.
Get it from West Elm for $13.
15. Drumstick pens for making music at your desk (and possibly annoying your coworkers).
Get them from Amazon for $8.
16. A Pusheen wristlet for those days when you don't have a lot to carry.
Just the necessities...and Pusheen. Who — let's be real — is also a necessity.
Get it from Amazon for $11.05.
18. An "illustrated celebration" of redheads (for your favorite ginger).
Get it from Amazon for $9.17.
19. A sleep mask that'll have you feeling fancy AF at bedtime.
20. Tea towels you can have personalized with the name of your pet.
Get them from West Elm for $12.
22. A sleep mask that (OMG!) comes in a bubble-tea-shaped container.
Get it from Amazon for $10.78.
23. A puzzle cube that'll give you a hankering for a snack.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.
If you end up getting the *actual* Jumanji game for Christmas, please do not play anywhere within 30 miles of where I'll be spending the holidays. I don't wish to be consumed by one of those terrifying plants that tried to eat Peter or have a mosquito with a stinger the size of a meat thermometer attempt to suck my blood.
26. A bear, a rabbit, a fox, and a deer who want to help someone write a masterpiece.
They're pencils. In case you couldn't tell.
Get them from Amazon for $9.14.
27. A contemplative fried shrimp plush.
What's he thinking about so seriously?
Get him from Amazon for $9.38.
28. Elephant socks that'll make you want to show off your ankles.
Get them from Amazon for $10.99.
30. A hedgehog-shaped multi-tool with about 40 different functions (jk, it's more like 8, but still).
Get it from The Grommet for $12.
31. A Totoro power bank for charging your phone in the most adorable way possible.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99.
32. A jumprope with iridescent rainbow handles.
Get it from World Market for $4.99.
34. A lad with a passion in his pants that he's not afraid to show.
The passion is for butter.
Get him from Amazon for $7.99.
35. A coloring book to use while you watch The Great British Bake Off.
Get it from Amazon for $10.34.
37. And an incredibly interesting book about villainous plants.
Get it from Amazon for $14.34.
38. A bear-shaped baby rattle made with chemical-free rubber wood.
Get it from Amazon for $11.14 (it's also available in a variety of other creatures and shapes).
39. A ball to squeeze whenever you start to get SO STRESSED OUT THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR ANXIOUS ENERGY! ARRRHHHHHHHGGHHHHH!
Get it from Think Geek for $2.49.
40. And a box of ~encouragemints~.
Thanks for the support, Fred.
Get them from Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $3.
41. Sheet masks that'll make you look like a panda, pug, cat, or seal while you wear them.
Get the set from Amazon for $7.99.
42. A jaw-some shark puppet.
Get it from The Land of Nod for $5.95.
44. A carrot stick container with a special section for dip or hummus.
Get it from Amazon for $12.50.
45. A stationery set that'll allow golfers to get a little bit of putting practice in at work.
Get it from BoxLunch for $6.67.
47. The perfect kitchen timers for bakers.
Get them from World Market for $13.98.
48. Claws for anyone who wants to feel more like Wolverine in the kitchen.
Get them from Amazon for $12.95.
50. Gummies for anyone who's ever wondered what it would be like to *chew* rosé.
Get them from Paper Source for $9.95.
51. And an "F" bomb that won't get you in trouble for swearing.
Get it from Hot Topic for $7.42.