Shopping·Posted on Dec 11, 201651 Gifts You’d Actually Want To Find In Your Christmas StockingYou're gonna need a bigger stocking.by Mallory McInnis (she/her)BuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. Do your holiday shopping with BuzzFeed. Check out all of our gift guides here! Allison Krausman / BuzzFeed 1. A container of blotting papers that's so cute, you'll actually want to have a shiny face. amazon.com amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $7.99. 2. A pin inspired by one of the best moments in one of the best Christmas movies. etsy.com Get it from Tees and Tank You on Etsy for $10. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema Narwhals are so sweet. And real (yes, they're real). 3. A silicone mat to help you get each and every bristle of your makeup brushes nice and clean. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $12.99. 4. Charms featuring mascots from the four Hogwarts houses. etsy.com Get them from Sushi Studios for $6.46. 5. Two different styles of Harry Potter themed playing cards. amazon.com amazon.com Get them both on Amazon for $7.15 and $5.99. 6. And a candle that smells like pumpkin pasties. etsy.com Get it from Snows Cut Soaps on Etsy for $8.50 (also available in lemon sweets and chocolate frog). 7. Pens that "write" in stickers instead of ink. amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $7.99. 8. Ginormous slices of fruit to support your neck on a long flight or bus ride. amazon.com amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $14.99. 9. A gorgeous keyboard cover a unicorn would love. urbanoutfitters.com Unfortunately — due to their hooves — unicorns are unable to use standard keyboards.Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12. 10. And a flask that looks like it should contain a magic potion instead of alcohol. amazon.com Although I suppose you could call *alcohol* a magic potion. Of sorts. Get it from Amazon for $10.95. 11. A bag of pumpkin seeds for someone who watched the David S. Pumpkins SNL sketch about 103 times. amazon.com Is this how they came up with the name David S. Pumpkins?Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $19.98. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC Any questions? 12. Earrings for anyone who loves coffee as much as Rory and Lorelai. etsy.com Get them from Juniper and Ivy on Etsy for $12. 13. A sweet cat-shaped ceramic dish to store rings and other small pieces of jewelry on. westelm.com westelm.com Get it from West Elm for $13. 14. Socks covered with socks...to put in a stocking. etsy.com Get them from Sock Fame on Etsy for $10. 15. Drumstick pens for making music at your desk (and possibly annoying your coworkers). amazon.com amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $8. 16. A Pusheen wristlet for those days when you don't have a lot to carry. amazon.com Just the necessities...and Pusheen. Who — let's be real — is also a necessity.Get it from Amazon for $11.05. 17. Magnets that'll turn your fridge into a giant Tetris game. urbanoutfitters.com urbanoutfitters.com Get them from Urban Outfitters for $8. 18. An "illustrated celebration" of redheads (for your favorite ginger). amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $9.17. 19. A sleep mask that'll have you feeling fancy AF at bedtime. hm.com Get it from H&M for $6.99. 20. Tea towels you can have personalized with the name of your pet. westelm.com Get them from West Elm for $12. 21. A bread cutter with a cheesy grin. amazon.com amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $8.99. 22. A sleep mask that (OMG!) comes in a bubble-tea-shaped container. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $10.78. 23. A puzzle cube that'll give you a hankering for a snack. urbanoutfitters.com Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8. 24. A pin to wear until the dice read five or eight. etsy.com Get it from Hopesick on Etsy for $7.50. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF TriStar Pictures If you end up getting the *actual* Jumanji game for Christmas, please do not play anywhere within 30 miles of where I'll be spending the holidays. I don't wish to be consumed by one of those terrifying plants that tried to eat Peter or have a mosquito with a stinger the size of a meat thermometer attempt to suck my blood. 25. A Popsocket to help you keep a grip on your cell phone (so you don't shatter your screen for the 10th time). amazon.com amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $9.36. 26. A bear, a rabbit, a fox, and a deer who want to help someone write a masterpiece. amazon.com They're pencils. In case you couldn't tell.Get them from Amazon for $9.14. 27. A contemplative fried shrimp plush. amazon.com What's he thinking about so seriously? Get him from Amazon for $9.38. 28. Elephant socks that'll make you want to show off your ankles. amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $10.99. 29. And pairs of pachyderm-shaped pencil sharpeners. amazon.com amazon.com Get a set of four from Amazon for $8.90. 30. A hedgehog-shaped multi-tool with about 40 different functions (jk, it's more like 8, but still). thegrommet.com Get it from The Grommet for $12. 31. A Totoro power bank for charging your phone in the most adorable way possible. Get it from Amazon for $17.99. 32. A jumprope with iridescent rainbow handles. worldmarket.com Get it from World Market for $4.99. 33. A mirror for someone who would rather take beauty tips from Ursula than Ariel. Get it from BoxLunch for $7.42. 34. A lad with a passion in his pants that he's not afraid to show. amazon.com The passion is for butter.Get him from Amazon for $7.99. 35. A coloring book to use while you watch The Great British Bake Off. amazon.com amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $10.34. 36. A miniature cactus jigsaw puzzle that comes in a little tube instead of a box. papersource.com papersource.com Get it from Papersource for $7.95. 37. And an incredibly interesting book about villainous plants. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $14.34. 38. A bear-shaped baby rattle made with chemical-free rubber wood. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $11.14 (it's also available in a variety of other creatures and shapes). 39. A ball to squeeze whenever you start to get SO STRESSED OUT THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR ANXIOUS ENERGY! ARRRHHHHHHHGGHHHHH! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF thinkgeek.com Get it from Think Geek for $2.49. 40. And a box of ~encouragemints~. philosophersguild.com Thanks for the support, Fred.Get them from Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $3. 41. Sheet masks that'll make you look like a panda, pug, cat, or seal while you wear them. amazon.com amazon.com Get the set from Amazon for $7.99. 42. A jaw-some shark puppet. landofnod.com Get it from The Land of Nod for $5.95. 43. Dividers for people who abhor the idea of different foods intermingling on a plate. amazon.com amazon.com Them: "It's all going to the same place, Ludo!" Ludo: 😠 *grumbles incoherently*Get them from Amazon for $10.99. 44. A carrot stick container with a special section for dip or hummus. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $12.50. 45. A stationery set that'll allow golfers to get a little bit of putting practice in at work. boxlunch.com boxlunch.com Get it from BoxLunch for $6.67. 46. A pretty pastel hairband to improve even the worst hair days. hm.com Get it from H&M for $9.99. 47. The perfect kitchen timers for bakers. worldmarket.com Get them from World Market for $13.98. 48. Claws for anyone who wants to feel more like Wolverine in the kitchen. amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $12.95. 49. Fun stickers to customize iPhone chargers and earbuds. Get a set of four from Amazon for $12.95. 50. Gummies for anyone who's ever wondered what it would be like to *chew* rosé. papersource.com Get them from Paper Source for $9.95. 51. And an "F" bomb that won't get you in trouble for swearing. hottopic.com Get it from Hot Topic for $7.42.