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1. A pan for anyone who loves cake as much as they love Game of Thrones.
Looks like a baby Drogon to me.
Get it from Amazon for $24.95.
2. A teeny tiny slice of (remarkably realistic looking!) rainbow cake on a ring.
The artistry! This is clay, people! Clay! Not sugar and flour!
Get it from The Mouse Market on Etsy for $22.
3. A tee that'll have you humming a Papa Roach song you haven't thought of in years.
Or maybe you hum it on a daily basis! We don't know how big of a Papa Roach fan you are.
Get it from Human for $19.99.
4. A set from Kate Spade featuring a beautifully illustrated tea towel and oven mitt, plus a pot holder that knows that cake isn't *only* suitable for dessert.
They're all made of cotton and machine washable.
Get it from Kate Spade for $35.
5. Cake-slicing floss that works soooooo much better than a knife.
Wiping a knife off after each cut is such a pain in the ass.
Get it from Amazon for $6.16.
6. And a ring cutter to use for slicing *layers* in a cake (as opposed to slices).
You can expand the ring to fit a variety of different circular cake pans.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
7. A fancy gold-plated pendant necklace with faux pearls and sparkly stones.
Get it from Amazon for $148.
8. A bulldozer server to help you lift up especially large slices.
Get it from Animi Causa for $16.99.
9. And a more traditional server that knows what you're using it for.
To eat cake, of course.
Get it from Anthropologie for $10.
11. A print displaying the most delicious version of the alphabet.
Get it from Emma Block on Etsy for $33.28.
13. Microwavable mugs to use for making mug cakes (when you're too hungry to wait for an *actual* cake to bake).
Here's a round-up of holiday mug cakes you'll want to make in these.
Get them from Amazon for $11.95.
14. Soap to help wash away frosting after you devour a slice or two (or five).
It smells like butter cake.
Get it from BoxLunch for $7.92.
15. A samurai sword that'll make you feel incredibly badass while cutting up a bundt.
Get it from Soho Design Shop for $11.90.
16. A phone case that'll give you a sugar high.
Get it from Human for $25.60.
18. An ornament that'll turn a Christmas tree into a pastry case.
Get it from Sur La Table for $25.
19. A plate featuring a superhero we can only dream of seeing in a summer blockbuster.
20. An exercise tank for people who prefer pastries to green juice.
Get it from Activate Apparel for $19.99.
21. A print that combines bunnies with cake (the combo you never knew you needed).
Get it from Kathryn Selbert on Etsy for $22.
22. A cake-shaped gift box filled with body wash, bubble bath, lotion, bath salts, and a sponge.
Get it from Asos for $20.
23. And some birthday cake bath bombs for good measure.
24. A customizable stencil to ensure you always get the proper portion size.
Half the cake? Yup. Seems about right.
Get it from Sophia Victoria Joy on Etsy for $21.29.
26. A beautiful metallic lace cake stand in silver or gold.
Get it from Anthropologie for $48.
28. A book filled with ~magical~ ways to mix and match different flavors whenever you bake.
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
29. And a pretty pastel notebook to write your own recipes in.
Get it from Jilly Jilly Design on Etsy for $7.62.
30. A mug printed with the TRUE definition of fondant.
Vom.
Get it from Human for $15.20.
31. And (if you're willing to splurge) cake slice purses *almost* look edible.
Get them from Rommy de Bommy on Etsy for $111+.
