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1. A wearable sleeping bag that'll keep you warm in temperatures down to 45°F.
When you first start wearing it, your friends may laugh, but soon they'll be jealous of how toasty you are (you just clip up the bottom to make it easier to walk around the campsite...or your home).
Get it from REI for $59.93 (available in two colors and regular, long, and short sizes).
2. A snuggly faux-fur beanbag.
Sit down and wiggle around until you make a nice little nest for yourself.
Get it from PBTeen for $83+.
3. A space heater that's less than 7 inches tall.
Use it in your office, dorm room, or right beside your bed.
Get it from Amazon for $18.36.
4. A pair of headphones that will protect your ears from the cold.
Listen to The Beach Boys and pretend it's summer.
Get them from Free People for $28.
5. A multi-tasking seat cushion that'll keep you toasty *and* massage your back.
Get it from Amazon for $21.99.
6. Or a drape-able heating device specifically designed for larger chairs (like ones you'd find in a living room).
It's machine-washable and even has a little pocket to keep a remote in.
Get it from Amazon for $62.31.
7. A hand-warmer that can also recharge your phone and light your way (thanks to its built-in flashlight).
There are two temperature settings, plus a "warmer pouch" to "enhance warmth in extreme cold conditions."
Get it from Amazon for $36.97.
8. Or plush hand warmers to use while you're at work.
Plug them into a USB port on your computer to power them up.
Get them from Amazon for $29.99.
9. A mat that'll keep your feet warm when you get out of the shower.
10. A heated toilet seat (because if any body part deserves the very best, it's your ass).
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Get it from Amazon for $139.
12. Slippers that are basically like miniature sleeping bags for your feet.
Get them from Amazon for $26.59 (available in 9 different colors and S to 3XL).
13. And dragon-shaped slippers that light up whenever you take a step.
Get them from Think Geek for $39.99.
14. A sweatshirt cape that'll turn you into Little Grey Cozy-Hood.
Get it from The Grommet for $99 (available in two sizes).
15. A warming fox pillow to hunker down with on a cold day.
16. A microwavable body wrap to help with neck/shoulder/knee/etc. pain...or to just make you a bit less chilly while you watch a movie.
Get it from Amazon for $13.76.
17. A sherpa fleece mattress pad that'll heat up your entire bed (without bothersome bulky wires to feel Princess-and-the-Pea-style).
Get it from Amazon for $56.24+ (available in Twin, Full, King, Queen, and California King sizes).
18. Heated insoles to slip into your shoes.
They're rechargeable up to 500 times and have three temperature settings.
Get them from Amazon for $15.58+ (available in sizes S to 2XL).
19. And fleece sock liners to make rubber boots more cushy.
20. A heated outdoor lounge for brisk summer nights.
It sits up to four people and uses "energy-efficient radiant heating."
Get it from Aha for $7,900 (I know, I know—it would be nice though, wouldn't it?!?)
21. A sherpa fleece jacket you'll never want to take off.
Get it from Abercrombie & Fitch for $44 (available in sizes S to XL).
22. An impossibly soft throw to swaddle yourself in like a giant baby.
Get it from Anthropologie for $98.
23. Or an electric blanket to bring the warmth to the next level.
Get it from Amazon for $34.99 (available in over five different colors).
24. A pouch to warm up your pajamas before you go to bed at night.
Leve 'em in there for 10 minutes and you'll be good to go.
Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $39.95.
25. A dispenser that'll keep you from ever feeling cold lotion again.
Not only is heated lotion less chilly, it also rubs in and moisturizes better.
Get it from Amazon for $22.51.
26. Biotech fleece pants with a wind-proof layer that'll tell cold air to fuck off.
Get them from Uniqlo for $29.90 (available in 5 colors and sizes XS to XL).
27. Leather gloves with a special lining that actually *stores* heat.
They "detect the temperature of your skin to ensure that no matter the weather, your hands won’t be too cold or too warm."
Get them from Hammacher Schlemmer for $79.95 (available in three sizes and two colors).
28. A miniature electric stove with an attractive retro design.
Get it from Aha for $149.99.
29. A furry Chewbacca drink sleeve to protect your hands from frosty glasses, cans, and bottles.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $14.99.
30. A stadium seat that'll keep your buns warm for up to 6 hours at the next football game you attend.
To keep your frigid rear in good cheer.
Get it from The Grommet for $64.95 (they also have a heated folding chair).
31. A comfy robe that's totally the cat's meow.
Get it from ModCloth for $44.99 (available in sizes XS to XL).
32. And a Pusheen hat to keep your ears nice and snug.
Get it from ModCloth for $19.99.
33. Finally, a pair of mittens with a hidden flask.
If the actual mittens won't keep you warm, maybe some whiskey will.
Get them from Amazon for $17.85.
