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1. A personalized mug for a snake-loving couple ($25).
2. A ring Draco Malfoy would be proud to wear ($60.54).
3. A tank that'll turn everyone you meet into stone ($21.75).
4. Or a pillowcase ($22).
5. A necklace for anyone who has dreamed of visiting Fantasia ($16.99).
6. And a pair of teeny tiny cobras for your ears ($59).
7. Plus some studs for anyone looking for a less fierce look ($20).
8. A phone case for people who love music as much as they love snakes ($29).
9. A temporary tattoo any snake owner will ❤️ ($4).
10. A legless pal to keep your neck warm all winter ($41).
11. A strange(-ly amazing) snake cake tote ($22).
13. Plus another print to keep away intruders ($25).
14. A keychain featuring the dapperest snake you've ever laid eyes on ($7).
15. A tee for Legends of the Hidden Temple fans ($21).
16. Sssssssssso many snakes to guard you while you take a shower ($68).
17. A super-realistic grass snake decal ($9.54).
Almost like the real thing?