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26 Products For People Who Are Completely Obsessed With Snakes

This one goes out to all the Slytherins.

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1. A personalized mug for a snake-loving couple ($25).

The couple that hisses together, stays together.
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The couple that hisses together, stays together.

2. A ring Draco Malfoy would be proud to wear ($60.54).

3. A tank that'll turn everyone you meet into stone ($21.75).

Possibly.
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Possibly.

4. Or a pillowcase ($22).

5. A necklace for anyone who has dreamed of visiting Fantasia ($16.99).

The Auryn!
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The Auryn!

6. And a pair of teeny tiny cobras for your ears ($59).

7. Plus some studs for anyone looking for a less fierce look ($20).

8. A phone case for people who love music as much as they love snakes ($29).

9. A temporary tattoo any snake owner will ❤️ ($4).

10. A legless pal to keep your neck warm all winter ($41).

His name is Cyril.
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His name is Cyril.

11. A strange(-ly amazing) snake cake tote ($22).

12. Elegant ($25) or silly ($18) snake prints to hang on your wall.

13. Plus another print to keep away intruders ($25).

14. A keychain featuring the dapperest snake you've ever laid eyes on ($7).

A top hat, monocle, *and* bowtie? He's almost too posh for his own good.
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A top hat, monocle, *and* bowtie? He's almost too posh for his own good.

15. A tee for Legends of the Hidden Temple fans ($21).

Silver Snakes > Red Jaguars.
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Silver Snakes > Red Jaguars.

16. Sssssssssso many snakes to guard you while you take a shower ($68).

17. A super-realistic grass snake decal ($9.54).

Almost like the real thing?

18. A ring for the snake lover who's fancy AF ($725).

19. A stuffed snake "pet" for people who aren't *quite* ready to commit to getting a real one ($37.95).

20. A reptile who would never judge you for being afraid of the dark ($42).

21. And a sweet string of slithering twinkle lights ($15.50).

22. A cute lunchbox that may ~technically~ be for children... but, let's be real, is completely appropriate for people of all ages ($14.99).

23. A customized rattlesnake address stamp ($65).

24. A pillow to make your couch slightly more threatening ($58).

25. Some socks for people who'd like to be a bit scalier ($12).

They're available in five different colors.
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They're available in five different colors.

26. And a bobblehead version of the greatest Disney reptile ($8.02).

Disney

Be gone, long one.

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