Every time I meet someone who thinks that narwhals are fictional creatures, I feel like shrieking.
THEY EXIST! THEY EXIST HERE ON PLANET EARTH, THEIR LARGE TUSK-LIKE CANINE TEETH SHIMMERING IN THE SUNLIGHT AS THEY PROUDLY EMERGE FROM THE BRINY ARCTIC COASTAL WATERS TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF LIFE BEYOND THE WAVES.
Please help me spread the word. Wave this corkscrew around in public telling everyone they are not a myth. Honor them.
Get it from Anthropologie for $16.