Ditch Your Old Couch And Buy A New One At AllModern's Memorial Day Sale
"Well, we had a good run..." — you to the scuffed, scraped, scratched, and stained furniture currently filling your living room (you're going to want to drag it all out to the curb after looking at this sale).
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Let's get down to business.
Not "defeating the Huns" business, but "placing your peepers on some really excellent bargains" business.
AllModern (your favorite place to shop for furniture and decor if your aesthetic is more "mid-century mod" than "country chic") is having a (great!) Memorial Day sale.

There are deals in DOZENS of different categories (think of it as many, many small sales coming together into one larger event) and you get to take an **extra** 15% off all the products in each mini-sale when you enter the promo code SPF15 at checkout (meaning = already discounted products get even cheaper✨).
"Gee, that sure sounds like a *lot* of deals, Mallory! I don't have three hours to spend paging through them all...do you think you could tell us the ones you're most excited about?" Of course I could! I'm so glad you asked. Let's do it.
If you'd rather peruse them yourself, check out allllllllllllllllllllll the deals here.
1. 73% off dining room chairs.
Promising review: "I purchased four of these chairs and they arrived sooner than expected. They were also packaged very well. Not to mention, they were VERY easy to put together. I put all four together less than an hour while watching a movie. Surprisingly, these chairs were also very comfortable. They look great and expensive. I will be ordering two more." —Teniah
Price: $173.99 for a set of four (originally $652, available in 10 colors and 2 base finishes) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
2. 53% off a rug you'll probably appreciate if you ever had a rock & mineral collection.

Promising review: "The colors are exactly as they appear on the site. The fibers are soft and plush. If you have a room where this unusual rug will work, don't hesitate. Buy it!" —Kim
Price: $199 (originally $422, available in four sizes) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
3. 34% off a reversible cotton duvet set.

Promising review: "I have been looking for the perfect duvet cover for quite awhile and found this one, which I love. The 70% off price was a bonus too. It washed beautifully and didn't shrink." —Linda
Price: $78.99 (originally $120, available in three sizes) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
4. 40% off a five-tier bookcase.

Promising review: "Goes beautifully against the black walls in our office. Stunning." —Jennifer
Price: $325.99 (originally $542.08) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
5. 31% off a 100% cotton throw pillow with a colorblock design.

Promising review: "Love this pillow! The design is stitched on and it is outstanding quality. Really rich looking." —Claire
Price: $34.39 (originally $50) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
6. 31% off a dining table with a glass top.

Promising review: "This table is just what I wanted. It is very sturdy and very easy to put together. It fits four very comfortably and would fit six if necessary. It keeps my dining area very open looking." —Beverly
Price: $409.99 (originally $597, available in two finishes) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
7. 68% off an armchair.

Promising review: "Gorgeous! Simply stunning statement piece. I bought the green which is breath taking. Stylish and comfortable. Worth every penny." —Gwen
Price: $369.99 (originally $1,140, available in five different colors and two finishes) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
8. 37% off a two-door accent cabinet.

Promising review: "Getting tons of compliments on this piece!" —D
Price: $629.99 (originally $999, available in two colors) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
9. 48% off an upholstered bench.

Promising review: "I love how it looks in my living room. Is the best option for extra places for guests. The fabric looks expensive and is comfortable." —Ana
Price: $332.75 (originally $636.75, available in 10 colors) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
10. 40% off a desk lamp.

Promising review: "This is by far the coolest lamp I own. I was really impressed with the quality construction and weight. Even the cord is not rubber, but instead a cloth-like material that reminds one of lamps from the 40s. It fits in flawlessly next to my gold-framed geometrical prints. I love this lamp!" —Maria
Price: $164.99 (originally $274.99) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
11. 50% off a rocking chair with wooden gliders.

Price: $249.99 (originally $499, available in two colors) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
12. 47% off a natural, handwoven jute rug.

Promising review: "I bought the 7x9 rug and layered it with my cowhide rug and it looks amazing. Heavy and great for high traffic areas. Easy to clean and low maintenance. It's in my dining room and ties in nicely with my boho glam look." —Shanya
Price: $66.99 (originally $127.50, available in 39 sizes) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
13. 52% off a cluster globe pendant light.
Price: $389.99 (originally $810.99) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
14. 28% off a server sideboard with five slots for your favorite bottles of wine.

Promising review: "Beautiful piece. It has everything we need for a little bar setup in our dining room. My husband put this item together himself in less than two hours and it only took that long because he was taking his time." —Stephanie
Price: $256.99 (originally $356.99) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
15. 19% off a set of ceramic table vases.

Promising review: "This vase set look amazing! I have them planted with succulents. Perfect on an entryway table in my house." —Jacqueline
Price: $149.99 (originally $185.99) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
16. 40% off an elegant sofa.

Promising review: "I am so in love with my new sofa!" —Shawntae
Price: $899.99 (originally $1,497, available in five different upholstery options) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
17. 44% off a quilt by DwellStudio.
Promising review: "It's difficult to find a modern quilt with clean, stylish lines and a simple design. After ordering this quilt and putting it on my bed, I am in awe! Every time I walk into my master bedroom I have a sense of joy. I am thoroughly enjoying the way this quilt feels, the weight is not too light or too heavy. I will take care of it so I can enjoy it for many years to come! It's just beautiful!!" —Brenda
Price: $139.99 (originally $249, available in two sizes) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
18. 17% off a queen-sized, upholstered platform bed frame.

Price: $479.99 (originally $580, available in two colors) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
19. 24% off a set of three ceramic cactuses.

Promising review: "Such a great accent for any room. They are lightweight and it seem like you can paint them if you want them to be a different color." —Lauren
Price: $51.99 (originally $67.99) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
20. 62% off a velvet bench.

Promising review: "Stunning benches! I bought two of these to place next to each other in my living room. They instantly gave my living room a luxurious makeover." —Christine
Price: $189.99 (originally $500) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
21. 49% off a simple dining table with wooden legs.

Promising review: "This table is perfect for a previously dead space spot in our kitchen. It’s light, fresh, and just really great!" —Frankie
Price: $183.99 (originally $357.99) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
22. 63% off a loveseat.

Promising review: "I needed an affordable couch for my office that matched the mid century modern style I was going for. This couch nails it. It is much sturdier than I thought it would be it and it looks great. Perfect for my budget and style needs. A+!" —Matt
Price: $294.99 (originally $798, available in two colors) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
23. 53% off a sputnik-style chandelier.

Promising review: "Love this light fixture! Looks amazing in my dining room and is very bright! Makes a statement!" —Andrea
Price: $409.99 (originally $874.99) plus an extra 15% off when you enter promo code SPF15 at checkout
See the rest of AllModern's Memorial Day sale here.
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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