"C is for candle wax / that drips down your spine / a burn that quells real quick / reminding you that you're mine."
"If you like roasted buns and a good laugh, now you can color each bottom the exact shade of pink you desire."
If pink crayons could hide, they would.
For when you graduate from coloring in rabbits of a forest nature...to rabbits of a sex toy nature.
"Color up your praise of the great phallus with the Big Coloring Book of Cocks!"
Or just decline that invite. Either or.